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kolombok
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kolombok
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Let it begin!

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aknerd
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aknerd
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Peasant

Your mom has such a bad sense of humour that she thought that this joke was funny.

Your mom is so ugly it affects her self-esteem.


Well, your mom is so ugly that people aren't suprised you're related to her.
Angelofdeathandlight
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your mamas breath is so bad that she makes onions cry!

Angelofdeathandlight
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Angelofdeathandlight
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your moms breath is so bad that her teeth even have to duck!

Ernie15
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Bard

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't have a Facebook; she has a face novel.

Eh, not so good, but I can't think of any others right now.

Greeno1
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Nomad

Your momma is so fat she has her on arela code

Greeno1
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Greeno1
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(momma joke gose in here) My mom is dead you ##@$@#@

liverpool8
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Your momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see whats on the other side!

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Angelofdeathandlight
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Angelofdeathandlight
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your mama is so fat that even a blind man can tell if and when shes coming to see him.

Angelofdeathandlight
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Angelofdeathandlight
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Nomad

Your mamas so fat that when she cuts her self she bleeds bacon Greece. oh snap

Crab65
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Crab65
327 posts
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Yo momma so fat that when she has a crush on someone, they break every bone in their body.

shadowwolf36
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shadowwolf36
25 posts
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Your mommas so fat, she walked infront of the TV and I missed the olympics.

Microe
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Microe
842 posts
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Your moms so fat bro, that she has jellyrolls on her fingers..

Strop
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Strop
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Bard

Some of these are pretty borderline... remember no racist stuff, no hatespam, and no sexually explicit posts!

This is hardly original but props to whoever knows who says it:

"Your mother so fat...

...that when she jump for joy...

she get stuck!

Thank you."

Microe
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Microe
842 posts
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"Your mother so fat...
...that when she jump for joy...
she get stuck!
Thank you."



Last time I laughed that hard I fell off my purple dinosaur.. >>
cambria
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your mom is so fat that she cant take the elevator or it will crash

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