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Your momma so fat i don't have a dis for her

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Yo momma's so fat that when she was walkin down the sidewalk the police pulled over and said 'break it up you two.'

"Your mother so fat...
...that when she jump for joy...
she get stuck!
Thank you."

LOL! HA! Idk why i think that's so funny, i mean its like the oldest one there is lol

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
by cats.

your moma is sohairy she got affros on her nipples

your moma is so hairy the only langauge she speaks is wookie drrrrrrrrr

your moma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

your moma is so stupid she taped a peace of paper on the tv and said she was watching paper veiw

your moma is so stupid she tried to put MnMs in alphabetical order

your moma is so fat last time she saw 90210 (a pouler tv show) it was on the weight scale

your moma is so stupid she got locked in walmart and starved


your moma is so fat when she sat in a hummer she invented a low rider

i have 100 more but i think u get the point

"your moma is sohairy she got affros on her nipples"


You have a sick mind bro. Not cool

Yor mom's so fat that it took two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

Your mom's so fat that when she took you to the bus she saw the bus and went where's the cream filling.

Your mom is so dumb, she tried to put the m&m's in alphabetical order!