Forums → The Tavern → Favorite "your mom" joke

Mines a bit inappropriate, but so what.

Oh come one people, I know you got more jokes.

i like the viagra one

your moms so fat she falls off both sides of the bed

i have always thougt that is funny

your moms so hairy, the only language she speaks iz wooky

your mom is so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle

your mom is so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

haha, i like the stop sign one

your mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on a air plane lane!

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

I like this one:

You mom smells like a smelly thing. She is very terrible. She is actually a he!

Yo mama so fat i ran the marathon around her.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease up the bath before she gets in.

Your mom is so ugly it affects her self-esteem.

Yo Mama's so fat that while she was walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Floyd's joke:
Your mom is like a vacumne.She sucks,she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
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Your moms like a Taco Bell. Shes cheap, open late and loved by Mexicans.

Your mom is so smart.. She locked this topic. Ohh.

(Hate Your Mom jokes Btw. Lol)