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superzed1
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The title says it all, what would you do, if you were a zombie. I would make a clan and sing "barhgrarngh"! 'The Feral Undead" of urban dead came up with "barhgrarngh", although i probably spelled it wrong. The pronuciation of that word is, i think, bang-arang-arang. I could be wrong though.
and begin in 3...2...1.... NOOOWWW!!!!!

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superzed1
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Chaos, ROFL.

Yeah firetail, being a zombie would have some downsides.
Eventually alot of people would become zombies though.

xAyjAy
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i would mutate so i can infect plants too then i infect spores to infect everything living (humans, animals, plants) so im the zombie king of the world!

Jmw247
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See what it would feel like wrapping myself in toilet paper

Armoedzaaier
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Well, since you can't die as a zombie, I would just lay back and relax. Because there's nor pressure to do anything, you've got all the time in the world.
Occasionally, I'd go out to get some brains, but not too often, I wouldn't want to get shot in the head

superzed1
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xAyjAy, lolz, i like your thinking.
Jm, mummy wannabe? lawls.
Armoed, I never though about it like that before. I could get a Doctorates degree in everything! lol. then i could do anything i wanted! like become the emporor of zombieland!
hehe.

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or i would read every book on earth (i cant die, so i have enough time and i read a comic about zombies, after a while they needed no food cus they have lost their hunger).

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I'd start a zombies-only charity group and advertise for people to donate money to find the cure for zombiism.

Armoedzaaier
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I'd start a zombies-only charity group and advertise for people to donate money to find the cure for zombiism.

If you could be cured from zombiism, wouldn't you suffer and die from all the wonds you've got?
DrElmer
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Maybe if part of the cure was curing the wounds first, I wouldn't die from the horrible wounds.

Armoedzaaier
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Yeah, but I don't think you'd allow any human to cure your wounds, you'd probably eat their brains out before they could treat you. Unless you're a smart zombie, that could suppress his instincts... but then you wouldn't really be a zombie

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If I were given a zombie tranquilizer first, the humans treating me would be safe.

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Eat somebody of course!

superzed1
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xAjy, yeah, books and comic books, yay!
Drlmer, really? ending zombie-ism so soon? that's too bad, lol.
I agree with Armoed, i would think that a zombie couldn't get cured anyways, a zombie tranquilizer? i think tha has no effect beacause a zombie dosn't have a response system to put him out when fed a tranquilizer. (obviously i don't know, just guessing)
Purple, given.

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what is if zombies dont need to eat because the hunger is gone? i mean if they dont eat a while.

superzed1
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they would probably inflate like a baloon beacause there stoumach dosn't work either. Maybye the hunger is gone, but they might have REALLY BIG appatites. That's what i think.
This thread is my way of getting more posts and armor points! (lolz) jk.

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