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superzed1
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The title says it all, what would you do, if you were a zombie. I would make a clan and sing "barhgrarngh"! 'The Feral Undead" of urban dead came up with "barhgrarngh", although i probably spelled it wrong. The pronuciation of that word is, i think, bang-arang-arang. I could be wrong though.
and begin in 3...2...1.... NOOOWWW!!!!!

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xAyjAy
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then read the comic marvel zombies. after a while the zombies needed not to eat, the hunger and the appatite was gone.

loloynage2
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Peasant

i would probably nom nom nom some humans for breakfast

Google567
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Farmer

I would just sit in front of my tv.

Ernie15
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Bard

If you're a zombie, you probably don't even need to turn the TV on.

I would dive off a cliff into the ocean and see what would happen.

Krizaz
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Nomad

Get some brainz. Also tear my arm off to see what's it's like, just because I could.

Olddeath22
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Nomad

Destroy an evil organization who are trying to experiment on zombies and team up with a healing zombie, an assassin zombie and a random guy.(What's the reference?).

TheRh1nosaurus
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Nomad

I would go around in hoards of zombies attacking people who survived

xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

or have you seen the parody of dawn of the dead? i would continue playing AG.

foxlink
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hide in a house until they humans killed all the Zombies then restart it all over! hahaha :}

yielee
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Shepherd

i would go looking for cars to blow up. and then i'd grab all the coins.

plokkey
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Jester

I would ask the other zombies: What would YOU do if you were a human!?

And wonder why none of them said anything interesting.

Leafman
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I would jump from height building, because zombies don't die , right?

hidude1212
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actually leafman yes they do and i would just eat pplz bRaInZ and make sure they CANNOT SHOOT ME!!!!!

XVERB
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i would take a shower, brush my hair try to look like a normal human being and then go to the hospital to fix my injuries. then i would shoot Zombies

0ShimZ0
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you guys give zombiez a bad name!!!!!
if i was a zombie i wouldn't reply to this topic!

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