The title says it all, what would you do, if you were a zombie. I would make a clan and sing "barhgrarngh"! 'The Feral Undead" of urban dead came up with "barhgrarngh", although i probably spelled it wrong. The pronuciation of that word is, i think, bang-arang-arang. I could be wrong though. and begin in 3...2...1.... NOOOWWW!!!!!
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I would be a good "Samaritan" zombie. If I see a human, I'll share his/her juicy meat with my fellow zombie friends. We'll party all day long, growling, mumbling, tearing off each others limbs, spewing putrid acids at each other. We'll plundered every shop of its organic resources and hog them down.
Like any other ordinary zombie, I'd never have to worry about obesity, since I'll be walking all day long. Ah! The joys of having meat everyday, every hour, every minute with worrying about trans-fat or cholesterol. No oats to consume, no green, leafy and scrumptious vegetables to love. Yep, that's a day in the life of a zombie.
i would dont eat (what happens then, i die or what?) to get the hunger away and then i would live for ever to read books and comics and i would help peoples with my robot body (only my zombie head would be in a glastank and i can control this robot body with my brain).