THE HORSEY It was a night like this. Except completely different. The noise of horses hooves clopped on the boards of the boat. The boat was sailing to New York, so it could drop off the horses. One horse made a noise out of its mouth, but the trainer hit it, and it fell off balance, and crashed to the ground. It made a loud noise, and woke all the passengers. They were wondering why they were woken by a loud crashing noise, so they all went out into the halls, and started making loud, and weird noises, like, yelling, and others as such. Of course, this scared the horses, and they all jumped up, and fell off balance, and crashed to the ground, making loud noises. And the force of a hundred horses falling onto the boat was too much. And it broke. In half. And everyone died. The end.
this award obviously was designed to be given to pre schoolers because they have yet to learn how to write
YOU my dear sir, get 10 seconds of silence. and if you hate my story, i hate you. *looks at thoad* i thought we could be friends.... guys, it was a joke! lol, A JOKE!!!! It was not serious, but i laughed like hell while i was writing it... xD
Now that's PUNNY.
hahahaha, one time, me and my cousin, were making fun of Van Gogh for no reason, and we said, Me: He cut his ear off. wow Him: yea, and gave it to his fiance Me: wat, like an engagement ring? Him: no, and EARring!!! xDD hahahhaa, get it? thats punny right there. xDD
Me: He cut his ear off. wow Him: yea, and gave it to his fiance Me: wat, like an engagement ring? Him: no, and EARring!!! xDD hahahhaa, get it? thats punny right there. xDD
lol! I thought the man walks into a bar joke was the best but this is right up there.
hahahaha, one time, me and my cousin, were making fun of Van Gogh for no reason, and we said,
Van Golfy?
Me: He cut his ear off. wow Him: yea, and gave it to his fiance Me: wat, like an engagement ring? Him: no, and EARring!!! xDD hahahhaa, get it? thats punny right there. xDD
