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Dusek
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ninjas are fast, deadly, have cool weapons (everyone wants a katana its on everyones top 50 things to have list), and being called ninja is a compliment cause thats how cool they are (whats up mah ninja)
unicorns are also fast, can be deadly (unicorns on drugs), they are horses with horns ( you know if you had a horse it would be 50x better with a pointy horn, and they shoot rainbows and sunshine all over the place, and they are frickin mythical beasts of epicness
WHO WHOULD WIN
ANSWER THY QUESTION PEOPLE

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SubZero131
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Unicorns emit light, there's no sneaking up on that.


i have never seen a light unicorn. the one i saw was white and its horn looked like one of those paper towel things
Cinna
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Nomad

Definately a ninja.

Google567
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Unicorn would win for there horn.

Cinna
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Huh guys, I dunno. I must agree that their powers combined would be better than anything a ninja or a unicorn could do by itself


Let's tape a horn on Strop's forehead and go from there...
Unicorn would win for there horn


Useless against a ninja's speed.
Dusek
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Useless against a ninja's speed.

thats what all the ninjas say before they use their ninja speed to ram into the unicorns horn >
Kyouzou
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Jester

Let's tape a horn on Strop's forehead and go from there...


I want to see you propose that to Strop.
vinster132
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Neither. I'd like Skater and Strop united. They can make a great team. I think...

Lol, sort of just being...random.

Ninjas will probably win.

Saving123
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Nomad

I want to see you propose that to Strop.

And I will watch from a safe but visible distance.[quote]
Kyouzou
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And I will watch from a safe but visible distance.


I have video cameras and speakers set up at the scene. And a home theater system, we can watch it with popcorn, guaranteed to be the blockbuster of the year.
Saving123
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Nomad

I have video cameras and speakers set up at the scene. And a home theater system, we can watch it with popcorn, guaranteed to be the blockbuster of the year.

Awesome, I will bring the lawn chairs. Lawl!
Kyouzou
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Man I'm gonna project that mess into space! The world deserves to watch what happens when some tells Strop to turn into a unicorn.

Saving123
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Nomad

Man I'm gonna project that mess into space! The world deserves to watch what happens when some tells Strop to turn into a unicorn.

We could put it on MTV⢠or Disney⢠or or or IDK
Kyouzou
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No one watches MTV anymore...

And no one who watches Disney deserves to be scarred that badly. I was thinking more USA, TBS, Comedy Central etc.

Cinna
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Um okay I guess I'll ask him...

Saving123
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Be careful out there. And don't forget your helmet!

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