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Dusek
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Dusek
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ninjas are fast, deadly, have cool weapons (everyone wants a katana its on everyones top 50 things to have list), and being called ninja is a compliment cause thats how cool they are (whats up mah ninja)
unicorns are also fast, can be deadly (unicorns on drugs), they are horses with horns ( you know if you had a horse it would be 50x better with a pointy horn, and they shoot rainbows and sunshine all over the place, and they are frickin mythical beasts of epicness
WHO WHOULD WIN
ANSWER THY QUESTION PEOPLE

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Cinna
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Cinna
753 posts
Nomad

Aaaaand send. *runs to bunker*

gtfawjkjg
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gtfawjkjg
1,126 posts
Nomad

I calculated the chances.


Sensei VS unicorn. Sensei has 99% chance to win. Unicorn has 1% chance.
Ninja VS Unicorn. Ninja has 70%. Unicorn has 30%.

snipershot325
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snipershot325
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Unicorn will blind ninja with his unicorn light,then charge him with his horn and stab him right in the chest awh,pretty painful death isn't it,oh wait wats that?*Unicorn dancing on dead ninja body* lolz

Kyouzou
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Kyouzou
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Jester

What light? And since when do unicorns dance?

Dusek
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Dusek
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Nomad

unicorns emit light and rainbows, and everything dances its a fact of life.

Kyouzou
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Kyouzou
5,061 posts
Jester

I don't therefore your so called fact of life was just proved wrong.

Nater
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Nater
1,294 posts
Nomad

Ninjas for sure. They just run around flying and stuff.

sensanaty
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sensanaty
1,094 posts
Nomad

hum...
Strop is a Ninja Horse!
So ... i cant decide xD

Strop
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Strop
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Bard

I see what you guys were planning on page 3.

Come on, just try it! *twitch*

StepOnABaby
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StepOnABaby
583 posts
Nomad

*attaches horn to strop and runs away*

haha ninja unicorn ftw!

Saving123
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Saving123
1,258 posts
Nomad

I see what you guys were planning on page 3.
Come on, just try it! *twitch*

OMGSH! He twitches, people who twitch are always guilty of heinous crimes! Lawl.
Saving123
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Saving123
1,258 posts
Nomad

*attaches horn to strop and runs away*

Watches Strop, without blinking. I've mastered not blinking! Awesome Lawl.
vinster132
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vinster132
5,874 posts
Jester

I see what you guys were planning on page 3.
Come on, just try it! *twitch*

Just relax? YOU'RE THE MODMOBILE. XD
Kyouzou
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Kyouzou
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Jester

LMAO!!! SOAB did it!!! Strop is now a ninja unicorn 0.o

Ladies and gentlemen: Strop, the ninja unicorn


http://img383.imageshack.us/i/ninjaunicornuk7.jpg/]

Kyouzou
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Kyouzou
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Jester

Crap! Link fail...


http://img383.imageshack.us/i/ninjaunicornuk7.jpg/

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