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Dusek
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ninjas are fast, deadly, have cool weapons (everyone wants a katana its on everyones top 50 things to have list), and being called ninja is a compliment cause thats how cool they are (whats up mah ninja)
unicorns are also fast, can be deadly (unicorns on drugs), they are horses with horns ( you know if you had a horse it would be 50x better with a pointy horn, and they shoot rainbows and sunshine all over the place, and they are frickin mythical beasts of epicness
WHO WHOULD WIN
ANSWER THY QUESTION PEOPLE

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jabello11
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I doubt a unicorn would attack anything other than a flower for lunch. Ninjas are trained to kill things so ninja win.

It matters what type of unicorn. some are traned to to be merks and shoot ranbows that blind and kill people.

sickcroon
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Unicorns are not around for a reason. It's because some jerk already made this bet. Ninja's won. Unicorns are extinct thanks to this question. Somebody obviously did not pay attention in "American" history class.

th3whiterabbit
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ninjas vs unicorns...

chuck norris

CommanderDude7
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Unicorns are not around for a reason. It's because some jerk already made this bet. Ninja's won. Unicorns are extinct thanks to this question. Somebody obviously did not pay attention in "American" history class.

rofl I guess I missed that day. It does settle the question though.
2014631
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The ninja would throw a throwing star at it, and then while it's going down, the fat unicorn would fall on top of the ninja, crushing them. Thank you, thanks you. *bow*

SirNoobalot
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^ throwing star= shuriken i believe

the ninja would definitely win, but a ninja riding a unicorn would be PWN4G3.

Carley
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If it was a fight, Ninja would pwn, but I prefer unicorns, but as SirNoobalot said see a ninja riding a unicorn, that would just be amazing.

Noodle
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narwhals are better than unicorns. Wait they are basically unicorns but for the ocean. anyway i choose ninja because they are just awesome and they aren't so magic. Also ninja's aren't called bjorn (peggle)

Howlettee
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The Unicorn would kill it with its horn

Google567
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Basically thats the point thats been addressed.

Howlettee
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Well why is every1 saying ninja when UNICORN is clearly stronger

Google567
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Just to keep this going and for the points basically.

Google567
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Usually these get locked once mods see thats the point to the whole thread

Howlettee
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Well really I like making points

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