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squidlidink
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If you could create a law what would it be. On armorgames or elsewhere

No being a jerk.

secondly, no school allowed.

Third, everyone has to be my friend.

What would your rules be?

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kingjac10
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My laws would be:
All electricity must be renewable.
Everyone must be happy

skarl
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my laws:

everybody, just act normal.

Drink
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my law would be that i rule over everyone and you have to obey my every command and if i couldnt have that law then i would have it where the drinking age drops down to 16 or have no school

caffeine101
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1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

nesanelf
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No being a jerk.

To the jerks you're one, so how would the law work?

secondly, no school allowed.

not to sound geeky, but you wouldn't be educated or be able to get a decent job.

Third, everyone has to be my friend.

people will revolt.

all the homework laws

You cant keep up to the work without homework. not too much. but you definitely need some.

chang
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1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Ahhh, the three laws from iRobot I see.....I see what you did there. Unfortunately, those three laws didn't work out so well in the long run....

But I would make one simple law:
.....Chill....everybody...just chills
WolfWolf
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My laws are a bit evil in my opinion.

1. Children will work in factories instead of going to school.(and will be paid medium wage)

2. The schools shall be replaced with brothels! Just kidding they'll be turned into real estate offices or company offices.

3. People must sign forms when they leave their jobs or after they do normal errands.

4. WORKING children are allowed into bars/casinos/pubs.

5. No annoying noises.

6. Don't annoy me.

WolfWolf
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Sorry for double post but I have four more laws to add to my list.

7. You must yell THIS IS SPARTA!!! every day at noon. If you don't you will serve 3 years in prison.

8. The only games allowed in a casino are Blackjack and Roulette. The others are a waste of time and aren't as fun to me.

9. Everyone must bow down to me at noon after they yell THIS IS SPARTA!!!

10. If you revolt against my laws you will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

CommanderDude7
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1.CommanderDude7 is the only one who can make laws.

nesanelf
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2. the following rules are abolished

WorstSniper
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1. If you find any diamonds, it's mine

2. If you find any gold, it's mine

3. If you find any guinea pigs, explode them

4. All horses owned by someone must have wings on it

5. All horses owned by someone must have a horn on it

6. Do not give raw meat to homeless people


Yeah, I'm awesome.

PoetryHere
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1.) All laws to be dominated, except.

2) Murder is instant death for you.

3) Guilty until proven innocent.

skarl
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ow... 3 is bad. I say, you have stolen my computer, and burned it to cover it up. prove you didn't!

my laws:
having weapons and beginnig wars are crimes.
peace should be subsidized.

TRUdog
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1. TRUdog can abolish anyone else's law at anytime, and only TRUdog.
2. Make me sandwich.

ExplosiveDynamite
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1) Murder is instant death for you.

2) Guilty until proven innocent.


3) School is three days a week

4) Homework to be cut in half
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