Im back Which means im gonna write some more pointless stories yay!
The Court Of Lol Chapter 1 :Links Framed
*Everyones in court room*
Judge Mario:Ok everyone settle down settle down.Now Link has been framed for stealing King Dededes Hammer,Link call your lawyer. Link:Yes sir,meet my lawyer bigjacob Bigjacob:Hello Judge Mario:Now state your defense for your client Bigjacob:I think my client is completely guilty Batman:Wait what? Link:OMG What are u doing Bigjacob:well you already paid me so whats the point. Fancy Pants Man:Is there any cookies here? Bowser:Yeah go stand on the target over there *FPM stands on target* Fancy Pants Mank now wha*Big Spike falls from ceiling ALL:HAHAHA beep bop beep beep Judge Mario:whats that Bigjacob:Sry your honor i was writing a story on AG about whats happening Judge Mario:Well make me look good Link:I gotta go save zelda and all so can I go? King Dedede:First give my hammer back! *Knights walk in room* Knight Leader:Alright in the name of the Sauce Clan put your hands up! All:Uh........ Judge Mario:Lets get the heck out of here! *All runs to door* All:YAY *Big donut falls out of sky crushing everyone* All:No..........
Thats Chapter one ask me if you wanna be a random character in it.
Judge Mario:Ok jaza is on trial for stealing my brothers bike. Jaza:I DIDNT DO IT Judge Mario:Tell that to luigi now shut up Yoda:I am his lawyer i am. Judge Mario:Why u talk like that? Yoda:I do not know young one. Jaza:Just state the defense Yoda:You see Jaza didnt do it because at that time he was eating pizza. Judge Mario:Then who did? Yoda:Me c3p0:I never wouldve known Justin Beiber:Uhhh*Everyone pulls out a gun and shoots JB* Jaza:Yay hes dead and im not guilty Judge Mario:Yoda you must pay for your crime by having a lightsaber duel with me Yoda:Very Well *Mario Pulls out Purple dual bladed lightsaber while Yoda pulls out a green toy lightsaber* All:Toy Lightsaber? Yodaont judge me *Yoda clashes with mario and marios lightsaber cuts through yodas toy one* Mario:Muahahahha *Santa falls out of sky* Santa:Mario i am your father Mario:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Jaza:I like where this is going Donkey Kongoh oahh banana ooh ahh h*throws barrel at mario and mario gets blsated out of room Yoda:Well that took care of it Jazah and yoda Yoda:Ya? Jaza:I am your father.
Chapter 3:Warios Arrested Judge Mario:What is it this time? Wario:I kinda turned Ness into a trophy in Super Smash Bros Brawl v6y:*V6Y starts break dancing on floor* Judge Mario:Im gonna ignore v6y anyway wario you must pay for your crime. Wario:How? Judge Mario:By being shocked with over 9000000 bolts 1000000 times in a row! v6y:That sounds fun Jaza:Ill hook him to the chair Wario:*panics and gets chained to chair* Jaza:TIME FOR THE SHOCKING ALLO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT *Wario gets shocked so much hes reduced to ashes* Judge Mario:I never liked my cousin anyway *Waluigi walks in* Waluigi:WHAT U DO TO MY BRO ALL:Reduced him to ashes Waluigi:OH YEAH WELL TAKE THIS *Pulls out a pancake and slaps v6y with it repeatedly* v6y:Oh come on what did i do? Waluigi:You Break dance badly! v6y:Oh yeah i bet you cant do it Waluigi:Oh yeah watch this *waluigi break dances epicly and everyone ends up asking for a autograph. Judge Mario:Someone should turn this into a story. All:Yep
Put me in it too. this is so Hilarious. but what ever you don't make me get killed by Chuck Norris. make me get killed by master cheif =P. (if you want me to die that is)
*before court starts Kellinger gets killed by a epic punch from chuck norris* Judge Mario:Time to start the court everyone All:Ok Judge Mario:So whos guilty and what happened darkwolf1:I am and i stole thousands of dollars Judge Mario:SO U ADMITTED U STOLE STUFF! darkwolf1ops........... Bigjacob:Well i say its another round of torture the guilty person! darkwolf1:No need for that.... Judge Mario:Yes there is,so stand on that target darkwolf1k........ *stands on target* darkwolf1:what now Judge Mario:This*presses red button and darkfire jumps out of a pit and starts strangling darkwolf1* darkwolf1:OW OWOW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWWOWOWOOWOW darkfire:take that cretin!now give me the 3000 dollars you stole from me ! Chapter 4 part 2 coming soon
