Im back Which means im gonna write some more pointless stories yay!
The Court Of Lol Chapter 1 :Links Framed
*Everyones in court room*
Judge Mario:Ok everyone settle down settle down.Now Link has been framed for stealing King Dededes Hammer,Link call your lawyer. Link:Yes sir,meet my lawyer bigjacob Bigjacob:Hello Judge Mario:Now state your defense for your client Bigjacob:I think my client is completely guilty Batman:Wait what? Link:OMG What are u doing Bigjacob:well you already paid me so whats the point. Fancy Pants Man:Is there any cookies here? Bowser:Yeah go stand on the target over there *FPM stands on target* Fancy Pants Mank now wha*Big Spike falls from ceiling ALL:HAHAHA beep bop beep beep Judge Mario:whats that Bigjacob:Sry your honor i was writing a story on AG about whats happening Judge Mario:Well make me look good Link:I gotta go save zelda and all so can I go? King Dedede:First give my hammer back! *Knights walk in room* Knight Leader:Alright in the name of the Sauce Clan put your hands up! All:Uh........ Judge Mario:Lets get the heck out of here! *All runs to door* All:YAY *Big donut falls out of sky crushing everyone* All:No..........
Thats Chapter one ask me if you wanna be a random character in it.
Chapter 4:Stuff Happens part 2 P.S. my cruelty to darkwolf is because were good friends and rivals.P.S.S. i like chicken darkwolf1:that was your money? darkfire:duh now hand it over before i*punches him in face* do that darkwolf1:i uh kinda spent it..... darkfiren what!! darkwolf1:I bought this hobo named commanderdude.He cooks and eats and eats and in fact he eats more then he works darkfire:well he belongs to me now hand him over! *Kellinger rises from the dead as a zombie* Bigjacob:I have a idea All:Ya? Bigjacob:Lets use a new torture method on darkwolf! ALL(but darkwolf)YA! Torture Master:Put him on chains and chain him to the spiky wall Darkfirek*puts him on chains and presses spike button* *Spikes come out and go through darkwolf but he still wont die no matter how many times he gets a spike in him darkwolf:I used a invincibiltity cheat code :P Darkfire:Well guess what,theres one thing not even invincibility can stop darkwolf1:What is it? Darkfire:this*presses button and BIG GIANT FIST HITS HIM FROM SKY* judge mario:Ive lost control of my court *CommanderDude walks in:Hi im a dirty filthy Hobo. Torture Master:Hmmm me got idea*Presses button and everyones on stands in a arena where the contestants are the zombified kellinger and the hobo* ALL:FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT *Kellinger rips a arm off of himself and throws it at Commanderdude* Commanderdude:Yum*eats arm *kellinger,confused pulls off his head and takes brain out and dies again* THE END P.S. kellinger you got your wish you were revived then dead again
yeah that was kinda idiotic, wasn't it. he didn't need to kill me off fast though. well i'm just going to see how many times i can come back to life. this is going to be intresting won't it.
Chapter 5:More Stuff Happens part 1 of 3 *Court room is turned into a mad scientist laboratory Professor Mario:Ok CommanderDude so you got Kellingers body? Commanderdude:IM A HOBO Professor Mario:Ok thanks for the body *Darkfire walks in* Darkfire:What happened to the court room? Professor Mario:Weve been discovered!Hobo attack! *Commanderdude jumps on darkfire throwing him into darkfire* Professor Mario:Ok then now hobo put kellingers body in this machine thingy (Now im just gonna call Commander dude Hobo) Hobo:YES MASTAH OF PANCAKES Professor Mario:*presses a button and kellinger is revived as a 5 legged zombified chicken Professer Mario:Well that didnt work out *Master chief shoots but he wont die* Kellinger:I cant be killed,and only the wrath of AG spam stories can kill me Proffesser Mariok*shows him this story and kellinger blacks out Bigjacob:You know ive been hanging from the ceilingby chains for a hour now can I go? Mario:NONONONONONONONNOONNONOONNONOONONNONONONONONOIM MASTAH OF PANCAKES SO OBEY Hobo:ME WANT PANCAKES MASTAH Mario:Here ya go Hobo:thanks mastah Part 2 coming soon
