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bigjacob

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Posted January 29, '11 2:57pm UTC

Im back Which means im gonna write some more pointless stories yay!

The Court Of Lol
Chapter 1 :Links Framed

*Everyones in court room*

Judge Mario:Ok everyone settle down settle down.Now Link has been framed for stealing King Dededes Hammer,Link call your lawyer.
Link:Yes sir,meet my lawyer bigjacob
Bigjacob:Hello
Judge Mario:Now state your defense for your client
Bigjacob:I think my client is completely guilty
Batman:Wait what?
Link:OMG What are u doing
Bigjacob:well you already paid me so whats the point.
Fancy Pants Man:Is there any cookies here?
Bowser:Yeah go stand on the target over there
*FPM stands on target*
Fancy Pants Mank now wha*Big Spike falls from ceiling
ALL:HAHAHA
beep bop beep beep
Judge Mario:whats that
Bigjacob:Sry your honor i was writing a story on AG about whats happening
Judge Mario:Well make me look good
Link:I gotta go save zelda and all so can I go?
King Dedede:First give my hammer back!
*Knights walk in room*
Knight Leader:Alright in the name of the Sauce Clan put your hands up!
All:Uh........
Judge Mario:Lets get the heck out of here!
*All runs to door*
All:YAY
*Big donut falls out of sky crushing everyone*
All:No..........

Thats Chapter one ask me if you wanna be a random character in it.

Im back:) Which means im gonna write some more pointless stories yay!\r\n\r\nThe Court Of Lol\r\nChapter 1 :Links Framed\r\n\r\n*Everyones in court room*\r\n\r\nJudge Mario:Ok everyone settle down settle down.Now Link has been framed for stealing King Dededes Hammer,Link call your lawyer.\r\nLink:Yes sir,meet my lawyer bigjacob\r\nBigjacob:Hello\r\nJudge Mario:Now state your defense for your client\r\nBigjacob:I think my client is completely guilty\r\nBatman:Wait what?\r\nLink:OMG What are u doing\r\nBigjacob:well you already paid me so whats the point.\r\nFancy Pants Man:Is there any cookies here?\r\nBowser:Yeah go stand on the target over there\r\n*FPM stands on target*\r\nFancy Pants Man:ok now wha*Big Spike falls from ceiling\r\nALL:HAHAHA\r\nbeep bop beep beep\r\nJudge Mario:whats that\r\nBigjacob:Sry your honor i was writing a story on AG about whats happening\r\nJudge Mario:Well make me look good\r\nLink:I gotta go save zelda and all so can I go?\r\nKing Dedede:First give my hammer back!\r\n*Knights walk in room*\r\n  Knight Leader:Alright in the name of the Sauce Clan put your hands up!\r\nAll:Uh........\r\nJudge Mario:Lets get the heck out of here!\r\n*All runs to door*\r\nAll:YAY\r\n*Big donut falls out of sky crushing everyone*\r\nAll:No..........\r\n\r\nThats Chapter one ask me if you wanna be a random character in it.

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bigjacob

578 posts

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Posted February 4, '11 4:01pm UTC

Darkfire i mean im throwing you whois named dark fire into a burning dark fire.Get it?Its supposed to be a basd pun.

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bigjacob

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Farmer

Posted February 4, '11 4:10pm UTC

Chapter5:More Stuff Happens
Part 2 of 3

Hobo:This is good mastah
*Velociraptor walks in*
Velociraptor:I hate people,especially cannibal hobos
Hobo:AHHHHHHH*runs from Velociraptors big mouth*
Professer Mario:Im wondering if its possible for anyone to keep up with the plot of this story
Hectichermit:IM THE NEW HOBO IN TOWN SO GET OUT OF HERE COMMANDER DUDE
Hobo:NEVAH*Hobo hits new hobo then they both laugh and eat Muffins(what i get for writing at 10AM im still hungry)
Darkfire:Im back from the darkfire and i wanna kill Hobo1
Hobo 2:what about me?
Darkfire:IDK did you make me mad?
Hobo 2:Im about too
Darkfire:what do u mean*Hobo 2 throws him into a pit of lava making darkfire die forever*
Velociraptor:Well....*KILLS HOBO 1 AND 2
*Kellinger opens door and says:im back from the Hospital now get ready to die Mario!
Professer Mario:All i did was revive and kill u then revive and kill you again
Kellinger:Hmmm well*gets killde by spiky thing from ceiling*
All:Maybe he will stay dead this time?
*Kellinger rises from dead again*
Kellinger:KNOCK IT OFF
Part 3 coming soon

Chapter5:More Stuff Happens\r\nPart 2 of 3\r\n\r\n\r\nHobo:This is good mastah\r\n*Velociraptor walks in*\r\nVelociraptor:I hate people,especially cannibal hobos\r\nHobo:AHHHHHHH*runs from Velociraptors big mouth*\r\nProfesser Mario:Im wondering if its possible for anyone to keep up with the plot of this story\r\nHectichermit:IM THE NEW HOBO IN TOWN SO GET OUT OF HERE COMMANDER DUDE\r\nHobo:NEVAH*Hobo hits new hobo then they both laugh and eat Muffins(what i get for writing at 10AM im still hungry)\r\nDarkfire:Im back from the darkfire and i wanna kill Hobo1\r\nHobo 2:what about me?\r\nDarkfire:IDK did you make me mad?\r\nHobo 2:Im about too\r\nDarkfire:what do u mean*Hobo 2 throws him into a pit of lava making darkfire die forever*\r\nVelociraptor:Well....*KILLS HOBO 1 AND 2\r\n*Kellinger opens door and says:im back from the Hospital now get ready to die Mario!\r\nProfesser Mario:All i did was revive and kill u then revive and kill you again\r\nKellinger:Hmmm well*gets killde by spiky thing from ceiling*\r\nAll:Maybe he will stay dead this time?\r\n*Kellinger rises from dead again*\r\nKellinger:KNOCK IT OFF\r\nPart 3 coming soon

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Posted February 5, '11 12:53am UTC

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and i am hated so much down there that they won't let me go back.

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DeadlyVelociraptor

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Nomad

Posted February 5, '11 3:06am UTC

Hmm.... Not enough of a role, I'd say.. I'll get a bigger one later, I guess :P

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Chryosten

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Herald

Posted February 5, '11 3:09am UTC

I refuse to die! I am a ninja so now I shall use my ghost to call my ninja comrades to raid this place!

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jacksonghuntington

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Nomad

Posted February 5, '11 2:10pm UTC

O em gee i love this. ur very funny. BEST SPAM STORY EVAR!

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Kellinger

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Nomad

Posted February 7, '11 9:01pm UTC

funny spam story what i think

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Chryosten

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Herald

Posted February 10, '11 7:50am UTC

Just wondering, but have you finished it yet?

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bigjacob

578 posts

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Posted June 29, '12 10:49pm UTC

Yeah, this was a pretty funny Spam Fic that I wrote.

I might just do one more chapter....

Chapter 6

Finn attacks a Bear and a Velociraptor eats a Donut

Bigjaob : Sigh..This court is so annoying. Judge Mario, what's the verdict?

Judge : The Decision of the Court is to have Shadow the Hedgehog get shot in the face by Master Cheif.

Bigjacob : Strangely I'm okay with that.

*A long, Bloody Gore thingy happens with Guns fighting Chaos*

Finn : OMG A BEAR STOLE THE ENCHIDRIODIN! ME WILL GET IT BACK!

*Another weird fight ensues*

Judge Mario : I request that this strange boy with a bear hat is removed, along with the...bear.

Velociraptor : RAWRWARW (Request Denied)

Bigjacob : Run for your freakin' lives!

Luigi : But he's about to eat my donut...I won't let it happen!

Judge : Too late.

And then the world exploded.

The End! Because it had to be done.

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