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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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gamerguy12345
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Bard

Because only people with no teeth can eat soup. You still have teeth.

Why did my hand burn when I put it on top of a stove?

vinster132
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Jester

Because it was really cold.

Why do I live in a two story box?

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Because a one story box was too small for you.

Why am I asking a question?

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

Because the universe has dictated that you must ask a question in the exact same time you asked it.

Why am I tired?

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Because you can't be tired and rested at the same time.

Why must questions be asked?

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Because questions need answer.

Why am I a knight?

DidactUnbound
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Nomad

Because knights. People love knights.

Why am I the bad guy in Halo 4?

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Because everybody can't be a good guy.

Why do chickens lay eggs?

FinnDragon
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Blacksmith

So we can pick them up.

What keeps airplanes in air?

MagicTree
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Nomad

A magical goose that does massive burps, which the force of funnels into a hurricane, speeding along the plane with a velocity of 2,000 miles per hour, however, when the goose does a complex mathematical problem, such as the notorious 10 divided by 0, the hurricane transforms into the ever-dangerous, evil, destructive Cloud of MY LITTLE PONY. This cloud rains My Little Ponies every where. The planes start to fall, but is boosted massively by the powerful screams of "Oh My God, It's RAINING MY LITTLE PONIES! YAY!" from the more masculine of the bronies. The plane then does a few flips, some algebra, and then lands.

Why are radishes so awesome?

unroyalprincess
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Nomad

Rashides are awesome cause they went below ground to get powers.

Why is grass green?

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Because Bluegrass is already taken.

Why do pens have ink?

UnleashedUponMankind
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Grand Duke

Its too complicated for others to make lemon-jice visible,

Why is the clock based on 12 hours?

unroyalprincess
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Nomad

Because people are too lazy and stupid to make a 24hr clock.

Why can't dogs talk?

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Because if dogs talked there would be no more silence.

Why is the sun hot?

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