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ender93
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would you like to die in a car on mount everest or in wal-mart

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holt24
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I would like to die by by having a very small wrestler dude beat me up while someone is video taping it so I will become famous.

assassin89
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I want to have a long full life or die young and beatifull i havent decided yet.

FryLock19
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I would like to die by by having a very small wrestler dude beat me up while someone is video taping it so I will become famous.

How would you be famous? Wouldn't people just laugh or pause and wonder?
deathopper
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I would like to die in an epic way like leading a hudge army to atack the enemy contry in world war 3 and die the most epic way possible in battle. (if your wondering who "the enemy contry" is it would most probably be isreal cause im lebanese if the lebanon-isreali war last that long but i have nothing against isreal)

M00CH
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WAL-MART!!! .....so when im dead they can put one of those smiley face stickers on me =D

holt24
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How would you be famous? Wouldn't people just laugh or pause and wonder?


Gosh dang it I can't even die without being made fun of.
MetalGandalf
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want to die in a kindergarten(i'll hope its called so in english) and everywhere has to be blood

XXAlienGirlXX
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XXAlienGirlXX
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I want to die from drug overdose. :P

Znow
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Znow
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i would prefer it to die during a bullet its quick and painless - sry for my bad english xD

SubZero131
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I want to die along with the the universe.

I want to die makign love.
and yes this is possible


During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If the penis is bent suddenly or forcefully while it's engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis. A penis fracture is a painful injury that's often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis.

A random guy once told me the #1 sex related death was penis fracture; I have never seen any official report of penile fracture death though.
TheTerminator
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I would like to be killed by a jealous husband.

zerobeo
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zerobeo
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I would like to die of old age out in space ...

Gorillababy
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I would want to die defending the rescue helicopter from the zombies and get ripped apart limb from limb know that I did my good deed

Valks
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Probably from choking when I try to cram twenty donut holes down my throat. Yeah, that's the way I'd want to go.

XVERB
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jump out of an arrow plane with no parachute and land in my teachers house

(: if i had to leave bits of my brain to one person, it might as well be a teacher

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