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ender93
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51 posts
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would you like to die in a car on mount everest or in wal-mart

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gaboloth
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gaboloth
1,612 posts
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Seppuku. I'll kill myself in a suicide ritual when my hour will come.

Oblivior
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786 posts
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Whatever, it's close enough. The blood coursing through my fingers and the shredded flesh are sort of downers, but "MAN DIES VIA BLOWJOB" making the headlines would be totally worth it.

I'll even take having to gnaw it off myself. As long as that headline gets through, it's cool.

I'm fine with that. MOVING ON.


I can just see this in the news, "Man dies of large gaping hole in crotch where his genitals should be."
shayneii
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shayneii
2,492 posts
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I want to die on December 22, 2012.

Just cause.

Efan
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Efan
3,086 posts
Nomad

age 105 with both middle fingers pointed in the air.

Healmeal
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Healmeal
1,940 posts
Nomad

Sacrifice... Don't get me wrong, but I simply want to die for a reason.

Efan
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Efan
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actually I'd like to die content knowing i wouldn't change a thing about my past if i could

JimmyMacX
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JimmyMacX
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However is fine but I wanna die last out of everyone =P dunno why

holt24
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I would die fighting off a combination of Chinese commies and Nazi zombies.

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