Whatever, it's close enough. The blood coursing through my fingers and the shredded flesh are sort of downers, but "MAN DIES VIA BLOWJOB" making the headlines would be totally worth it.
I'll even take having to gnaw it off myself. As long as that headline gets through, it's cool.
I'm fine with that. MOVING ON.
I can just see this in the news, "Man dies of large gaping hole in crotch where his genitals should be."