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ender93
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would you like to die in a car on mount everest or in wal-mart

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ExboMarker
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I want to die knowing I had a fulfilling life!

Also probably just quick and painlessly, from old age.

Sarthra21
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Epically... Like after fighting off hordes of mutated dinosaur people with laser rifles, and right at the end I have defeated them all, I have a heart attack.

Awesome.

halogunner
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mmm change my mind i want to die being master chief in a futuristic war against aliens

Gorillababy
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Epically... Like after fighting off hordes of mutated dinosaur people with laser rifles, and right at the end I have defeated them all, I have a heart attack.



Oh the Irony
ExboMarker
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Lol@Halogunner

ABarOfSoap
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I want to die in the lazor of a ShoopDaWhoop. :U

EnterOrion
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Short answer: I don't.

Long answer: In a firefight killing people who deserve to die. I wouldn't mind dying in some kind of civil war or revolution. So long as it's worth while of course. If it wasn't, I would be fighting in it at all.

wwiifan
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um kinda depressing topic much? idk. ill agree with enterorion. i dont.

Long answer: In a firefight killing people who deserve to die. I wouldn't mind dying in some kind of civil war or revolution. So long as it's worth while of course. If it wasn't, I would be fighting in it at all.


Yeah pretty much the same for me
halogunner
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and after i die i want to respawn

Voyageur
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I would want to die a hero. But with a strange twist. Like dying from saving people from ravinous badgers. That sounds good, ravinous badgers...

XXAlienGirlXX
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Once again I say... drug overdosage.

Rizwizkid
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I wanna die peacefully !

Lintire
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Death by blowjob pretty much covers how I want it to end.

Vague details, yeah, but blowjobs are involved.

Failing that, I'll take a glorious battle making a one-man stand otop a battlements of pain with the lightening scarring the sky as I cut down my enemies, gradually having the life leached out of me, tears coursing through the wind and bullets surfing the skies.

Blowjobs would pretty much be the number one way to go, though.

knight_34
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So would you fancy your penis being gnawed off?

Lintire
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So would you fancy your penis being gnawed off?


Whatever, it's close enough. The blood coursing through my fingers and the shredded flesh are sort of downers, but "MAN DIES VIA BLOWJOB" making the headlines would be totally worth it.

I'll even take having to gnaw it off myself. As long as that headline gets through, it's cool.

I'm fine with that. MOVING ON.
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