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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Well, the title explains it all. You copy the sentence

What if a ____ told you to ______?

Then fill in the blanks. The next person answers the question, and makes one of their own. I'll start.

What if a mouse told you to give him a cookie?

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

um.......ok?


What if strogbow, told you to keep you bolt-cutters away?

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Strogbow? What's that? Oh, Strongbow.

Too bad! I'm answering!

Caution_im_playing
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Nomad

well since you guys messed it up ill start and answer umm...

what is me and thoad keep doing this?


I'd say stop and go do something else.

What if your chair said to stop tickling it?
hbgrantland
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Nomad

I would say i dont *>"#$ care about you you're a $#$% chair

What if a hippo told you to go to his house?

thoadthetoad
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Peasant

I would throw a flamin emo hobo at it then run away with a piece of candy in mah hands!!

thoadthetoad
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Peasant

whoops, sorry for dble post.

WHat if a monkey told you to poo on it's face?

Twistedreality
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Nomad

Id tell the monkey to go kill itself.

What if a terrorist told you to get him pie?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

i would be like wait, let me get some lip stick on first. lol

What If I........told you.............to comment on my profile NOW!

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I would say no.

What if your mom told you to go finish your homework?

razzmonk
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Nomad

I would finish my homework...later!

What if a penguin asked you to surf on his back?

Shark7996
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Nomad

I would say "Five more minutes".

What if Barney told you to watch his show?

Shark7996
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Nomad

Oh, dear, wait a minute...

@Razzmonk:

I'd do it, that would be the defining moment of my life!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

i would be like...Dude, I dont live by any water, but ome on in and party.


What if firetail told you to make him open his comments?

razzmonk
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Nomad

I would say "Firetail please open your comments", and if he didn't i would cosider it an utter failure.

What if a bat tried to suck your blood?

TheWarTank33
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I would beat it to death with a stick

What if Chuck Norris told you to hold still...? *UH OH*

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