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i will hold still (i'll be beatin if i hold or didn't hold still so why bother my self with running)

what if a lion told you to run around and tease him?

I would run around and tease him.

What if a fat guy in the same sex said he wants to make out with you?

I would tell him to make out with his mom!

What if a mosquito told you to pet him?(true story except he didn't asked me to pet him he just stood there while i pet him!)

I would pet him.

What if a thief told you to shoot him but you had no gun?

i would kick him in the crouch

what if a guy came up to you and said hi

I would say hi and then punch him in the face

What if a duck told you to be nice?

I'd say... No? =)

What if a preist told you to F Off.? =P

I'd either fire him or tell him to F off.

What if Godzilla told you to throw a stick at mothra?

heck YEAH Id throw it I HATE Mothra

What if a pony told you to have a safe trip in Dreamland?

i would throw his offered at me weed away.

what if i told you to come over and die?

I would simpily laugh at you and walk away.

What if Mickey Mouse was real and it turns out that he was evil?

I would lure him to a trap with some delicious cheese.

What if I told you to ______________

(*Lol, pun from the title for you slow ones.)

What?

What if a cat told you to go away?

I wouln't go away, I would scare it away!

What if a squirrel told you to pick nuts for him?

I would question him about the nuts.

What if a whale told you to pick it up?