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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

Rules
1. No borrowing from other sites.
2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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wooters
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lol cleaver, steal all of the produce and run outside then promptly come running back put everything back and set off the fire alarm as you run around screaming "I didn't do it, it was him!!" (randomly grab a person running for the door)

wooters
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sorry, my computer froze and sent that twice.

jorjor35
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pee on the bathroom door

jorjor35
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and say i couldnt make it to the toilet

ichigo772
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Start shooting Lolcatz everywhere.
Then eat the lolcatz.

phsycomonkey
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get axe spray it over all the other axe for sell, go get a lighter from front, then light and throw >=D muahahahaha

bluedevil
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Get this cat to go on a rampage

http://boknowsonline.com/boknows_wp23/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cat_gun.jpg

Snake211
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get pepper spray all over the boss and skateboard and push everything down.

kacboy
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run around screaming
and bumping into people and shelves
lol

notaguitarhero
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I know the two words that can get you kicked out of walmart if you scream it joking, beware when you use these words because you could eat the pavement after saying stated words:






CODE ADAM

Sodacan
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1) Shoot someone.
2) Steal something from the media section.
3) Go to the clothing area and stick some drugs in a shirt.
4) Light a few things on fire.
5) Level the place with explosives and watch the fireworks.

Sarthra21
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1.Shoplift
2.Dropkick a Jonas Brothers album
3.call the checkout a whore

GameReviewer1997
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Go on a massacre

Yell Target is way better 5-10 times at the manager

Spit on everything

Take a dump(anywhere besides the bathroom)

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Apperently no one is following the rules...
So I guess I'll ignore them too.

1) go to the fishing section, get a can of live worms out of the fridge, open them, and 'accidently' spill them all over the little girl's toy isle. (the one with barbie dolls and stuff)

2) Take some of those plastic balls in a big crate, and through them into the other isles. (I do that alot)

3) Take a bike, and ride it to an Isle, and make sure someone is there. (I reccomend the electronics counter) Park the bike, then repeat the process with another bike. Rinse and repeat. (I've done this one too)

4) Get a shopping cart, find an Isle with some people in it, and push the shooping cart down the Isle. Repeat untill you feel proud of yourself.

5) Turn all of the display TVs off. Repeat as much as possible.

6) Get a bag of chips, open it, and walk out of the store eating them. (I've done this too)

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sporex
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Kick the manager in the nuts.

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