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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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warlord1480
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i got another
walk in wal-mart naked and show everbody your genital parts and ask " dont they look good?"
walk up to the manager and take your clothes off then run away from he/she yelling RAPE!!!!!!RAPE!!!!

game_winner_lol
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take a bat and start hitting the employs

brooke_1997
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1.break the whole entire store down.
2.shoot everything inside it

zero2212
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go thru the store yeling master chife is here and bring a bunch of nerf guns and shoot everything

Bluydee
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Raid the food aisle by taking them out of there packages and throwing them on the floor

Shadowphoenix39
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Paint yourself red and hide in the ball rack. Everytime someone walks by yell "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

Kipdon
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Find any phone in Walmart, dial '96' and that will activate the PA. Say anything that would get you kicked out of Walmart, Rickrolling Walmart is best. This DOES work, the PA number is '96'.

oogleoogle
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take a empty .357 and point it at your head then point it at the police that shows up and say just kidding...

have a friend push you around in a shopping cart while screaming ramndom stuff out loud!!!

Xcalibur45
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Make a Fort out of the Paper tawels and toilet paper and scare poeple as the walk by.

Ricador
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Ricador
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Go up to all the ladies and tell them that a total of 147 babies have been born in that store over the past month.

orion732
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orion732
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Walk in and ask "Where's the nearest Target?"

brickwall
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blow your nose on the tills persons face

alphachief
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1.dig a really large hole at all of the cashiers and fill them with water and piranhas.
2.stick a huge clove of garlic, sliced onions, half a chili and some celery in the manager's face.
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3.fart on the manager
4.2&3 combined
5.hand out free stuff from wal-mart
6.run around naked with offensive tattoos on you
7.run around naked with offensive tattoos on you while handing out free stuff from wal-mart
8.go and blow a raspberry at the manager when youve saved up 5hours worth of spit
9.2,3&8 combined
10.replace the wal-mart sign with "we charge 7000% more for customers"
11.dump anvils on the cash registers
12.use five megaphones strapped on each other and shout out "I LOVE PEACE" to the manager right on his ear
13.sit on the manager
14.strap an anvil on the managers head
15.strap an anvil on the managers head while sitting on him
16.die on the manager while sitting on him
17.fart on the manager and then strap an anvil on the managers head while sitting on him then suddenly die on him
18.stuff chopped up onions up his nose
19.smother pepper in his eyes
20.(the ultimate one) stick a huge clove of garlic, sliced onions, half a chili and some celery in the manager's face,fart on the manager,go and blow a raspberry at the manager when you've saved up 5hours worth of spit,use five megaphones strapped on each other and shout out "I LOVE PEACE" to the manager right on his ear,stuff chopped up onions up his nose,smother pepper in his eyes and strap an anvil on the managers head while sitting on him then suddenly die on him

afroninja1723
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Put K-Mart adds everywhere.

wooters
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lol cleaver, steal all of the produce and run outside then promptly come running back put everything back and set off the fire alarm as you run around screaming "I didn't do it, it was him!!" (randomly grab a person running for the door)

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