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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

Rules
1. No borrowing from other sites.
2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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Sarthra21
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4.Yell at the top of your lungs:"THAT GUY IN THE PHARMACY GAVE ME POT!!!!"

sporex
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Steal everything in the store.

zlith
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have a sword fight with the christmas decorative plastic giant candy canes. (true story)

Neiji
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make advertisement for Ahold

eat all the chips they sell, without paying

SonnyNerd
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Shit on the hoop :P
Show your p e n i s

Royadin
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you didn't read the instructions did you darling?

hahah,

Flash the customers as they walk in.. haha.

SonnyNerd
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I'm not that good at teh special words on english :P im Swedish and will begin in 7th grade after summer.

jorjor35
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litterly kick all the customers that come in out of wallmart. so right when they walk in kick them really hard so they fall out. then someone will finnaly kick you out because you kicked them.

sorry its really weird

Gregbyte
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Ask to see the manager, go inside the office. When your inside in stead of sitting down jump onto his desk and using your foot push him over. Then run out shouting "WAAAAAAAAAL-MART!!!!" Oh and for a finishing touch punch the security dude in the face.

9skilled9
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1. Throw a wii remote through the sample tv.
2. Stealing a employey uniform and sneaking into an employees only zone.

Gregbyte
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Rip the sample DS' out of their safety stuff and then throw it on the floor and step on it. Then say "Shame, that was a good game" Find the mangled stylus and swallow it.

Maverick4
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1. look at the gun cabinet suspiciously (helps if you have a grey/black hoodie on)

2. ask for a game, then when person gets it say no, then point at another one. repeat alot.

brooke_1997
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spit on the police inside of wal-mart..

tiredofthis
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1. take the announcement mike and yell gibberish in it

2break the glass on the fish tanks ( my wal-mart sells pet fish)

sporex
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show your penis to everyone there.

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