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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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notaguitarhero
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Just a simple PROTIP:

It's way more funny if you can actually do it.

Going on a massacre, take a dump in someones mouth, throw lit firecrackers, spray axe over axe cans then throw a lighter?

Unfunny.

The realistic ones that you can actually do are awesome.

Also,
During Christmas sing along with the dancing Santa Claus
Halloween go into the inflatable haunted house and scream like a frightned schoolgirl (did this in a sam's club.)
Luckily as a parsel, I get to ride around the shopping carts and ride on the handicap scooter to put them away.
(Not in a walmart, a Fred Meyer.) (Ironically, The Human Resource people watch UFC all day.)

pizzadude193
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tape 4 bottles of axe together and put tape on all of the spray buttons on the bottles. it will stink up. do this several times.
AXE BOMB!!!

Butler09
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Take a dump in the bathroom displays.

gamerdude58
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light fireworks in the gasoline section.

AdamKiller
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eat a unpaid bag of gerkey

gamerdude58
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keep buying, reading, and then returning magazines

webkinzlover7654
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get a matchbox and throw it in to the gassoleion sectoin to destry it!!!

~!TJMATT!~

ichigo772
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take as many womens clothes as you can and stick a random one one every man you see.

gamerdude58
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get a matchbox and throw it in to the gassoleion sectoin to destry it!!!

thats like what i said. light fireworks in the gasoline section.

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1.blow it up
2.light it on fire
3.seal as much as you can
4.kill the manager
5.vadalisim
6.run naked though the whole store
7.if a disabled person works their jack their equiptment
8.eat the drugs at the phamasy
9.play darts with customers
10.kill the owner of wall mart

gamerdude58
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1. destroy all tvs.
2. destroy every1 in there.

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Tackle people, yelling, "Don't worry Sir/Ma'am! I'll save you!"

I might have already put this here, but I don't remember... Repeatedly ask the price on everything in the $1 section.

Cover the floors with bubble wrap.

Wear a Target shirt around the store.

ichigo772
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hit people with the_manta

AdamKiller
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Streak around it while doing the party boy to people

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Smash your head through the $3000 TVs.

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