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Monocycles
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i don't know if this topic has already been made(if so plz lock) but i just want to set the record straight and say that santa is real and that anyone who disagrees can meet the fury of 32 reindeer hooves

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globdog76
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For Santa:good with dogs, when i was little i put oats in the fornt yard and they were all gone, My parents are allergic to choclate and we made triple choclate cookies and they were gone, He Gave me what i want and i didnt tell my parents

Against Santa:rich kids get more then the poor, Evrey house gets diffrent santa signitures, im not very nice but i get presents

Zophia
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All depends on your definition of real.

He is real. Santa exists all over the place, via different mediums...

I don't believe there's an actual person with a bunch of flying reindeer, though.

Monocycles
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my definition of real is that he lives on the north pole has a wife and reindeer that fly faster than the speeed of light... how is that not real

Zega
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Of course he exists! What kind of question is this? It is if I asked if Einstein was real!

Monocycles
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exactly

Monocycles
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also i'm tired of people saying they have seen their parents put stuff under the tree. listen santa knows. if your awake he contacts your parent's gives them the toys and tells him to put them under the tree. oh, and santa if your watching i want Rock Band 2

capartyboy1212
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of couse santa is real if u dont believe in well i hope u get coal for christmas

capartyboy1212
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also santa i want a new bass amp a big one with all the effects

Monocycles
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see? no one has said he doesn't exist

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Well Monocycles I will pi** on your fire. I don't think Santa is real I beleived he was when I was about 4 but as I have got older I have realised this.
When it is christmas time my parents are always out of money and that they are scraping for spare change just because they have bought me a incredibly dear present, if Santa was such a great saviour he would help our parents and give them a little help.
Also my biggest gripe is that all year people sit awake at night thinking "o my god did you hear someone downstairs" and then one night a year you have people saying "o it's only Santa" as if he is real why would anyone trust him to come into their homes?
In my opinion he is not real and something to keep little kids from misbehaving during the year. But if you want to believe in this vigilante who breaks into homes at night you feel free but I know I will feel safe because if someone breaks into my home I have a cricket bat waiting for them.

Monocycles
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well i know what you are getting for christmas

globdog76
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ill give you a lead bullet stupid bee

TROJANS
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i belive in santa:P

if you dont belive in him you want get presents simple

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Of course Santa is real.

And so our Britney Spears boobs!

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