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Monocycles
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i don't know if this topic has already been made(if so plz lock) but i just want to set the record straight and say that santa is real and that anyone who disagrees can meet the fury of 32 reindeer hooves

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ace123456789
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he is awsome and he is real

darkboy58465846
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i do not believe in him and he is not real....i know because i almost never get something in Christmas and when i do my parents ask me what i want and they just buy it with me watching them as they buy it.
And if he really is real how can he go to apartments when they do not have chimneys and how come none has ever caught him. I think Saint Nicholas the originate of Santa was real. But i do not believe in the modern Santa with the flying reindeer and living in the North Pole. If he really lives in the North Pole why didn't anyone find him yet and how can he survive the winter there its usually like under -60 C the penguins have to really cuddle up so that they can survive the winter, how can an old fat guy wearing glasses survive. I just don't understand why people over 13 (that's how old u have to be to sign up) would believe in stupid fat guy called Santa Claus. And Christmas didn't start because of Santa Claus it was the birth of Jesus Christ so why does Santa Claus give presents to kids on that specific occasion making children think that's what Christmas is about....Giving and getting gifts.

mattt15
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i agree with darkboy!

_S_K_E_
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Santa Claus is both, unreal and real. I think he existed in the past before your great great great great grandmother was born, maybe even more into the past before before your great great great great grandmother.

MudPuddle
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Think about it...

Santa - Satan - same five letters

they both wear red

they are never seen together

Both delight in turning holidays that should be about love, peace and brotherhood into crass over-commercialized greed fests

Yes, clearly there is a Santa, and he lives in the hot place down below...

Muaa ha haaa....

DeepFriedPeanuts
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Yes he is real.......a tousand years ago. He was a turkish toy maker in the...well IDK when he was around but he did exist. Now santas helpers do the job and keep the Christmas presents acomin >

ZekePowerful
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I believe in Santa as long as he gives me presents that HAPPEN to be in my mom's wrapping paper, with a signature the EXACT same as my mothers.

I love sarcasm.

mugazin
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No way does he exist. My mum and dad have admitted it to me. Plus, what people say about him completely denies the law of time. (And the law of copyright!)

Cenere
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I will sit here and be annoying: Yes, to me - Santa (rather say Father Christmas) is real, and I do believe in him. Just because I am almost considered an adult (and actually am one, when it comes to laws), I have no reason to not believe. We all need a little mystery and magic once in a while, I guess.

Monocycles
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HE EXISTS. if you don't beleive it you are getting coal

Matty360
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It depends if you're a beliver ir not, personally he doesn't exist because my parents told me he wasn't real years ago. So the presents are under the Christmas tree are there before Christmas. I'm a non-beliver but belivers, at your age you should have stopped beliving ages ago. Shame.

Matty360
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It depends if you're a beliver ir not, personally he doesn't exist because my parents told me he wasn't real years ago. So the presents are under the Christmas tree are there before Christmas. I'm a non-beliver but belivers, at your age you should have stopped beliving ages ago. Shame.

Monocycles
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double post noob. shame on you anyway i can beleive its in the constitution

overthewoods
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he is real

who eats those cookies and gave me that mongoose bike on my ninth birthday?!

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and yes santa does come on birthdays too

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