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Monocycles
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i don't know if this topic has already been made(if so plz lock) but i just want to set the record straight and say that santa is real and that anyone who disagrees can meet the fury of 32 reindeer hooves

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ledmonds
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Right here is some proof. My christmas presents are downstairs behind my sofa, I doubt if Santa was real he would hide my presents in my home.

shayneii
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I didn't know he came on birthdays too!! :O

I guess this question is really a personal thing to ask yourselff...

Monocycles
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remember santa is watching

globdog76
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Ledmonds and others wow youre dumbish

santa satan---oh wow same leters

i see my presents evrey year and news flash_santa only gives about 3 presents a house your perents just do the rest

chrishiot88
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OMG i was watching cnn last night and something terrible happened.
Santa broke his arms and can't bring presents but they said someone might be up to the chalenge.
It's Lindsay Lohan who in the spirit of christmas will stop drug abuse for one holy night and give joy to all the good children's heart's.
and even if you were a bad child you still get Lindsay's soiled underpants from my collection of Lindsay's nights at the clubs eith Paris and Tara

Monocycles
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uuuuuuummmm? ok. that was weird

thoadthetoad
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Santa can't be real, I was contracted to kill him last week, I did.

Monocycles
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aaaaaaaaaaaaa. you're gonna be on the naughty list

capartyboy1212
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people if you believe in santa thats fine if you dont thats fine too if a person believes dont make fun of them ok i mean some of you people are being real
@$$holes but some of you are actually being nice and expressing your opinion and im fine with that but when people are saying mean things that hurts peoples feeling so if your going to express your opinion be nice ok =)

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well I think that the idea of santa is stupid.
Do you really think that only one man could go all around the world delivering pressents at every house in only 24 hours?
Do you think that deers can fly?
Do you think that he can read your letter wherever you left it?
Do you think that hes able to break in all houses?
Where do you think he gets the money for the presents?

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Santa can be real or not but i dont think hes real because 1. apperently he's fat and theres what? twelve "flyin magical reindeer"??. also i [b]DON'T celebrate cristmas so i was told he was fake from the start

P.S santa if your real and reading this sorry and no offence about the fat thing

thoadthetoad
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you're gonna be on the naughty list

it's my job, and beleive it or not, he's middle eastern. Before I killed him (he went easily, he had gotten cancer since last year), with euthanasia (I tell you this to say that he went peacfully), he said that he had no Idea why everyone thought that he was white.
erokogirl
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Thank you to all the people that take 2 minutes to read my very important comment!

santa is not real! when i was 5 on christmas eve i saw my parents wrapping up hulk gloves for my bro and the next day, he opened up a present that said from santa and it was the hulk gloves! and to all you people t out there that actually believe that he is the person that eats your cookies and drinks your milk, your parents eat them! duh! a baby dino can figure that out.


santa crappyclause is saint nick! in north america they call him santa and a long time ago some dumb boy said that saint nick was a fat man that lives in the antarctic and then a girl believed him and spread the lie! the rest was like cruching jelly, every one added on the lies and parents didn't want to disapoint there kids so they acted as if they believe in him. stop making the dumb movies about him! and christmas is about saint nick, not santa. yeah and at the time i saw my parents wrapping up those presents, i dont think we even had a chimney!

illintent
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"the real santa should b taken into custody.... i am the real santa"

thoadthetoad
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Do you really think that only one man could go all around the world delivering pressents at every house in only 24 hours?

actually, LESS than 24 hours, a night on 1 side of the planet is less than 12 hours.
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