Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I fly out of the space station and due to the zero gravity, I can just push the space station out of the way of the death ray. Unfortunately, I have pushed it towards the Earth, and now it is plummeting in the atmosphere toward a wild buffalo when.....
with my trusty mini gun by my side I put a huge trampoline under you and catch you then I put you into my secret layer under the ground beside the cliff but the trucks land on the door and there is no escape rout out until....
The temperature was to hot and my trusty mini gun started to shoot and since the batmobile doesn't have armor plating on the inside it shot the tires and it got stuck in the sand until...