Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I shoot you in the foot with my trusty mini gun and it makes you jump away from it then the angels start to clap like always. They make a tornado!!! and its coming towards us awww I'm being pulled into it....
I teliport you and myself to a diferent location that (I hope) is safe but is infact a volcano that is just about to go *GRAY! but to our good fortune...
*for thouse of you who don't know what GRAY means. there are two ways a volcano can explode: RED and GRAY. RED is the kind of thing that you see in the documentery movies on eruptions that is composed of lava and whatever it touches (think of te Hawiian Ilands). this is slow and can even be avoided by just walking slowly.But then theres GRAY. GRAY is whan a volcano is about to have a "yroclastic event" wich, in simpler terms meens a gient cloud of ash is about to hit you at speeds of 200,000 mph and a heat of 3000 (or so) degres F! (think of mount Visuvious).
