Okay, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is say "I saved the person above me by BLAH BLAH" and than you also say "I accidently fell off a cliff!" I'll start.
I save Bob by placing a trampoline under where he was about to fall.
Oh no, while I do that, a rocket is about to hit me, when!
I find your remains and take a sample of your DNA which I then sell on the black market to several shady looking characters for $10,000 and they experiment with your DNA turning you into a giant radioactive rodent that only resembles you because it has your head atop its massive deformed body. Now furious because of your hideous appearance, you try to kill me... HELP!!!
i will kill you for that you SON OF A .... i find grimlok being attack by thugs and his head is stuck between poles. i got a hammer and smashed it into his head to save him
Unfortuantly you've already been shot jeremy12 so... anyway I pull out some magic fairy dust from my pocket that I found one morning mixed in with my 400 pound grandmothers toenail clippings and throw them at oscynk which saves him from the radioactivity, but now he smeels like a nasty old foot and he pulls out a bazooka from within his dimensionally transindental wallet and tries to shoot me... help!
And i shoot him with my trusty mini gun cause he is a national prisoner that escaped a prison but after i shot him the angels started to clap like always when some one shoots a mini gun but this time instead of a earth quake there was a huge lightning storm and a bolt of lightning was just about ready to hit us
So I dig a hole under the ground we can hid in until the storm subsides, but then a angry grizzly bear comes and starts to try and get in our hole and eat us.
