Spagheti You eat meatballs and then turn into a bird-like soap opera which deals 99,98% of your speedy vitality to a ally as a gift from god in the facepalm and you get stunned for a unknown time
CD:99(Sonny needs to calm down)costs:Random #1:uses all Magic-based abilities with combined power to attack enemy but all magical skills need 20 turn CD.Random #2:uses 99.9999999999999999% of life to attack enemy with extra 20%of speed, vitality, strength and instinct.DMG mostly based on life
Sparta You agree to fight for Sadam and get 50kg of dynamite and blow yourself in the whitehouse restroom dealing 400% of your vitality as damage to all enemies but you lose 70% of your health
Your vitality is decreased by 50%, and your strength and instinct increase by 100% every time you are attacked in battle, regardless of whether the attack hits or not.
Attack everyone on the field for 350% of your fire piercing, and give the debuff "nuclear smog" which has them take damage equal to 5% of their max life each turn for 99 turns. Then, lost 80% of your own life.
Atomic Bombardment Strap 500 kg of pure dynamite to your waist and push the trigger, Wipes anything that's within the vicinity from existence. Including you.