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I obtain the power of superman. I fly out to space and increase the speed of the meteorite that is gonna crash Earth.

It will take a lot of speeding up... That meteorite won't come to Earth for 35 million more years.

i come up to bob and have a nice talk then kick him in the privates and walk away

I use the power of time and date it 65 million years ago and make that human meteorite to crash directly at Bob!

yeah, but i deflect it back with my ninja skills, add 100 chunks and make it destroy all of earth.

I shoot him... With mah LAZORZ.

Dakota: Do you realize how tall the dinosaur is? You kick him in the foot and deal 5 damage.
Ninja/Tehninjah: I forgot to say, no time-changing moves.
Riou: You shoot him and inflict 85 damage, but then he deflects the laser with his laser eyes (AG game reference).

Name: Bob
HP: 1000/1000
Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep.
Immunities:
Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine
Bombs
Time moves
Kicking
LAZORZ
Weaknesses:
Meteoroids
Jurassic Park stuff
Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.

i grab a chaos emerald and teleport to a meteor, which i bend space so it'll fit inside a time machine.

then i teleport back to space with the meteor, revert it back to normal size, and send it into bob.

i stuff some tnt in a dead pig and give it to the dinosaur then let it go BOOM!

i send Chuck Norris

DONE

Sonic: Too bad it was a pebble-sized meteor, the one that killed the dinosaurs is still 35 million years away. But then again, pebbles hurt! 50 damage.
Dakota: Bob just ate, and he didn't want the dead pig. Now you have pig chunks all over you!
Marinox: Chuck Norris jokes don't really apply here... Assuming you send the real Chuck Norris, he kicks Bob a few times before getting eaten. Only 15 damage.

Name: Bob
HP: 845/1000
Description: An ordinary person? No. An ordinary dinosaur from 100 million years ago? Yep.
Immunities:
Anything that doesn't fit in a medium-sized time machine
Bombs
Time moves
Kicking
LAZORZ
Chuck Norris
Chaos Emeralds
Dead pigs
Weaknesses:
Meteoroids
Jurassic Park stuff
Setting: A forest, 100 million years ago.

i never used the chaos emerald on him, i used it my self.

anyway, i feel like helping bob, so i heal him.

I get a crack team of scientists to administer a tranquilizer to bob, then I get trappers from THE FUTURE to chain him up and shoot him with rocket launchers simultaneusoly, then they launch him into a black hole.

i use dark shield to reflect the rockets.

i send the star wars kid of youtube at him and chuck norris dressed up as yoda
lol haha
they hit him with there plastic lightsabers until he looses some health and then they run away crying like little babies because they chip their nails.
then bob captures them and eats them and then they hit him with their li ghtsabers from inside him before dying because of stomach acids. the monster looses some health because chuck norris has to get puked back up because he tastes bad and he is stronger so he attacks bob with a beyblade that he finds lying on the ground so bob crushes him.
star wars kid gets farted out so he finds a black hole lying on the ground beside the bey blade and chuck norris so he uses the black hole on bob and bob dissapeares to a different dimension and gets eaten by a giant baby and never seen again.
THE END

(yes i am random)