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i am at the hospital with a broken leg

There was a fire and I was trying to save it from this baby.

it only works a quarter of the time.

There was a fire and I was trying to save it from this baby.

"I was with Stacey."

best excuse ever!!!

Teacher: why are you late.

Student: i don't know.

ok it works .5 times out of 10 but it's always worth a shot

.5 times out of 10 but it's always worth a shot

how about, Sorry, my locker was stuck, and if that is questions openly offer to go to the office and get a pass
9.8/10 times this workes
another way if you have no morels, say you've been having a bad day and that you uncle just died, usualy this avoids further investigation, but can only be used once

I've used:

Sorry I'm late, there was a bear in my kitchen and he was making pancakes.

No one questioned it.

My other one was "Sorry, I was in Haiti and there was an earthquake."

but can only be used once

there was a bear in my kitchen and he was making pancakes.

say ur dog ate it.

"I was with Stacey."

say ur dog ate it.

Your dog ate what?

ummmm...

My Cat got evil and ate my family cause it wasn't fed enough.

I was walking to school suddenly a mansion exploded so I ran in and saved the man that lived there and he said "Thank you for saving me! I am in dept to you. What do want?" so I said "I want to go around the world" so I visited all seven contintents but in Africa I caught Iamabigfatliarites and that is why I'm late.