Sorry miss but I was really stoned and looked at my watch wrong...
I thought I got away with it because she just told me to sit down but sadly 3 days later my parents werew called into the school. No one would believe that I was joking (probably because I wasn't) and I was sent to the councellor twice a week for 5 weeks plus 4 days detention.
This exuse is not recomended but its still freakin hilarious
These excuses are horrible. You guys are obviously always in class, cause if you ever tried to pull one of these you would get kicked out so fast.
i have never "skipped" a class but if i am ever late the excuse i really do use is just that i had a bad cause of diarrhea. the teacher can't say anything to that but. "well ok"
i was running to skool, and then my trumpet hit a fire hydrant, and i fell backwards, and then a car ran ova it, and then i had to go to the music store to get one, but they only had pocket trumpets, so i had to get that one, and then i was goin to skool, but i got a call that said the pocket trumpet had a hole in it, so i went back, and didnt get another one, so i went to skool... thats why i was only here for 6 minutes before the final bell rang!
i was running to skool, and then my trumpet hit a fire hydrant, and i fell backwards, and then a car ran ova it, and then i had to go to the music store to get one, but they only had pocket trumpets, so i had to get that one, and then i was goin to skool, but i got a call that said the pocket trumpet had a hole in it, so i went back, and didnt get another one, so i went to skool... thats why i was only here for 6 minutes before the final bell rang!
Teacher: oh well if thats the case i guess you can just take a seat and i wont call your parrents.
This would work for either absent or late: "I was in the hospital all night! Do you know how hard it is to sleep with those nurses coming in every few minutes and poking you...!?!...(keep ranting)" I used this a couple weeks ago when I was absent. =]
