[I can help make the excuse true for you, that way itll be believable enough for the teacher to not suspect you of lying.] You've persuaded me to lock my doors from now on...
Its great when your new to a school, the excuse of 'I didnt know where my next class was' or 'I got lost on my way here' always work.
I was late for a class once because I stabbed myself in the leg with a scalpel because I was trying to hide from one of my teachers. Ironically it was her class I was late for..
Depends on the teacher, but that incident one seems like it would work wonders. I had a two hour class once that I blew off every now and then, well, I didn't blow it off, but on my way to the bus I got lost (class was after lunch) and ended up at Dennies. I liked that excuse, though the guy never cared so I didn't get to use it.
My alarm did not go off on time so i missed my bus. My mom had already left for work and my dad was asleep so I hitched a ride with my neighbor but on the way here the car spontaniously exploded killing the driver and my neghbor. So I had to crawl the whole way here in the rain with a broken wrist and all of my ligaments torn.
My alarm did not go off on time so i missed my bus. My mom had already left for work and my dad was asleep so I hitched a ride with my neighbor but on the way here the car spontaniously exploded killing the driver and my neghbor. So I had to crawl the whole way here in the rain with a broken wrist and all of my ligaments torn.
I'm not late I'm early for tommorrow OR I figure the less time I'm here the happier you are OR I'm late because you were in my dream and pleaded me to come in late OR Martians set my clock back.It's daylight savings on Mars.
I pay you so I can come here, I think I'm allowed to stay home once in awhile.
There was a small, very very powerful earthquake, and the epicenter was directly under my house. I had to crawl out of the burning wreckage to come here, both of my legs were broken, you should be grateful I even came. Also no one else got hurt. Also my house is fixed now. Also Jesus appeared before me and healed my legs at the front gate.
There was a small, very very powerful earthquake, and the epicenter was directly under my house. I had to crawl out of the burning wreckage to come here, both of my legs were broken, you should be grateful I even came. Also no one else got hurt. Also my house is fixed now. Also Jesus appeared before me and healed my legs at the front gate.
If I was in your class I would stand up, raise my arms above my head, look to the sky and say "It's a miracle!"
