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superzed1
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The title says it all, what would you do, if you were a zombie. I would make a clan and sing "barhgrarngh"! 'The Feral Undead" of urban dead came up with "barhgrarngh", although i probably spelled it wrong. The pronuciation of that word is, i think, bang-arang-arang. I could be wrong though.
and begin in 3...2...1.... NOOOWWW!!!!!

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thoadthetoad
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IF I'm a zombie ti all depends on what MADE me a zombie.

Sorry but that's a terribly dumb question.

JoshTheBoss
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zombies don't think, they run completely on instinct.

XVERB
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if i was a zombie i would run like i was really drunk and try to bite people. original, right?

superzed1
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well, you were biten by anoher zombie. my idea is that they look like humans but have a plae-ish green color, and moan.
you weren't biten in the neck, bu instead, bitten in your wrist, which alot of veins are sill in so... yeah you would get infected.

Sorry but that's a terribly dumb question.

What makes it dumb? beacause YOU think it's dumb? lolz, if you thought it was dumb you could've not posted here and not made the topic newer. if people though it was dumb, they wouldn't partake. lolz.
firetail_madness
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If I were a zombie and remained my human intelligence, it would be pretty fun. Besides the smell and looks, of course.

So let me get this straight...only you were infected?

superzed1
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lolz, i see people responded really quickly.
lolz XVERB, definatly.
Josh, they are'nt real so we don't know about them, we can hink things up though. otherwise i wouldn't have asked the question or made the topic.
sorry for double post.

thoadthetoad
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What makes it dumb?

the fact that the pure definition of a zombie is a mindless person.
firetail_madness
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You got ninja'd by a post when you thought you were double posting, so that's a double ninja.

Josh, they are'nt real so we don't know about them, we can hink things up though. otherwise i wouldn't have asked the question or made the topic.


Because we don't know about them, we don't know if they are real.
Freakenstein
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I would play Sonny, if you ask me

superzed1
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Firetail, well yeah, then you would infect other people and all that. I have a funny idea that zombies would want to continue the way they were infected, by biting somone on the wrist, beacause it works.
i guess it wasn't a double post.
Yes! sonny! kill those azq! (anti zombie squad?) I forgot what they are called.

fractalman
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mrnh? mrnh? mrnh?....

...reference to the mediocre game, urbandead .

WexMajor82
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I'd stay away from gardens.
They are full of dangerous plants, you know?

superzed1
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facttal, mediocre? maybye to you. but if it was agreed worldwide to be mediocre, there wouldn't be half a million players right now.
Lol wex, i'd be with you on that, but only beacause survivors could use a plasic garden tool to off me. (lolz, jk.)

firetail_madness
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sorry for double post but i gotta go for the night.
bw firetail, lolz...


It'd be too lonely without and you'd be outcasted anyways...
TeamChaos
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I'm gonna humor you, and post a response rather than question the forum. I would go out and stab people with a fork, then use taht fork to eat them with tomato sauce.

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