I have said it yet again! Rocks are not stupid. They are possibly one of the most sophicsticated (yet dirty) things on our beautiful Rock- I mean planet. Rocks are not stupid for teh following reasons:
1. A rock is may not be living, like a virus, but rocks at least know they're not living, and don't try to say F U to biology by being some sort of halfway-alive thing.
2. Rocks dont' need anything in order to survive. If you hit a rock, it eithe doesn't work or it breaks into tiny other rocks.
3. Rocks could never ever be destroyed. If you hit a rock and it breaks, you didn't do anything more than help the rock reproduce into little rock-babies.
4. Rocks are also extremely classy. Whenever I see a rock I know that it is way more sophisticated than me. Why? Because It just sits there, stoically, making no movement to seem as if you should fear it. It's bare expression.
5. A rock could totally kick your butt, and kill you way more awesomely-nawesomely than a virus. Ever tried getting into a fistfight with a rock? It's really hard. I mean, if you punch it, it manages to punch you back in such a way that you can't use your hand for another week. Ever tried staring a rock down? It'll win. It. Will. Win.
And that is why rocks are awesome and viruses are not.
P.S. This was meant entirely as a joke for nemo since he was waiting for this to happen.
And then...If you try hard enough and believe in yourself...with a little bit of magic and a little tapping away at it, it will turn AND look like another rock! It's like the coolest toy ever! Not to mention it can be used as a weapon, a weight, and...a pencil! It's like the be--oh wait you were kidding...
Which are also known as precious STONES which are...you guessed it ROCKS... If you are of a delicate enough constitution to be offended by that I apologize in advance. I happen to be very sarcastic when it's late at night.
3. Rocks could never ever be destroyed. If you hit a rock and it breaks, you didn't do anything more than help the rock reproduce into little rock-babies.
Viruses have the ability to multiply, then grow, only to multiply some more. Rocks, they only get smaller and smaller.
4. Rocks are also extremely classy. Whenever I see a rock I know that it is way more sophisticated than me. Why? Because It just sits there, stoically, making no movement to seem as if you should fear it. It's bare expression.
I actually agree with this one. Rocks are more classy than you. Don't you dare try to turn this around on me, I own a top hat and I have half a mind to buy myself a monocle.
5. A rock could totally kick your butt, and kill you way more awesomely-nawesomely than a virus. Ever tried getting into a fistfight with a rock? It's really hard. I mean, if you punch it, it manages to punch you back in such a way that you can't use your hand for another week. Ever tried staring a rock down? It'll win. It. Will. Win.
Have you not heard of the Ebola virus?
A few of the symptoms include:
* Fever
* Severe headache * Joint and muscle aches * Chills * Sore throat * Weakness
As well as
* Nausea and vomiting
* Diarrhea (may be bloody) * Red eyes * Raised rash * Chest pain and cough * Stomach pain * Severe weight loss * Confusion, irritability or aggression * Massive hemorrhaging from many sites, including nose, mouth, rectum, eyes and ears
To put it simple, you bleed... everywhere. Every hole in your body bleeds. Your skin bleeds. Your inside bleeds. Your eyes bleed.
Read The Hot Zone. Not only is it much more horrifying than any Stephen King book, but it's all true.
Viruses have the ability to multiply, then grow, only to multiply some more. Rocks, they only get smaller and smaller.
Rocks grow in more numbers though. There is power in numbers!
Rocks are more classy than you. Don't you dare try to turn this around on me, I own a top hat and I have half a mind to buy myself a monocle.
I am offended Nemo. You aren't supposed to be instigating with a user :B I take this as an insult, but I will be a saint and I will not continue to partake in this flame war that you so much want.
And I wear a pirate hat, so I am incredibly un-classy, so un-classy that I am actually the most classy thing on this planet.
I actually agree with this one. Rocks are more classy than you. Don't you dare try to turn this around on me, I own a top hat and I have half a mind to buy myself a monocle.
Oh noes! The monopoly man is here! Also thank you for that description of the Ebola Virus, I'm going to have some sweet dreams tonight.
