I have said it yet again! Rocks are not stupid. They are possibly one of the most sophicsticated (yet dirty) things on our beautiful Rock- I mean planet. Rocks are not stupid for teh following reasons:
1. A rock is may not be living, like a virus, but rocks at least know they're not living, and don't try to say F U to biology by being some sort of halfway-alive thing.
2. Rocks dont' need anything in order to survive. If you hit a rock, it eithe doesn't work or it breaks into tiny other rocks.
3. Rocks could never ever be destroyed. If you hit a rock and it breaks, you didn't do anything more than help the rock reproduce into little rock-babies.
4. Rocks are also extremely classy. Whenever I see a rock I know that it is way more sophisticated than me. Why? Because It just sits there, stoically, making no movement to seem as if you should fear it. It's bare expression.
5. A rock could totally kick your butt, and kill you way more awesomely-nawesomely than a virus. Ever tried getting into a fistfight with a rock? It's really hard. I mean, if you punch it, it manages to punch you back in such a way that you can't use your hand for another week. Ever tried staring a rock down? It'll win. It. Will. Win.
And that is why rocks are awesome and viruses are not.
P.S. This was meant entirely as a joke for nemo since he was waiting for this to happen.
