I have said it yet again! Rocks are not stupid. They are possibly one of the most sophicsticated (yet dirty) things on our beautiful Rock- I mean planet. Rocks are not stupid for teh following reasons:
1. A rock is may not be living, like a virus, but rocks at least know they're not living, and don't try to say F U to biology by being some sort of halfway-alive thing.
2. Rocks dont' need anything in order to survive. If you hit a rock, it eithe doesn't work or it breaks into tiny other rocks.
3. Rocks could never ever be destroyed. If you hit a rock and it breaks, you didn't do anything more than help the rock reproduce into little rock-babies.
4. Rocks are also extremely classy. Whenever I see a rock I know that it is way more sophisticated than me. Why? Because It just sits there, stoically, making no movement to seem as if you should fear it. It's bare expression.
5. A rock could totally kick your butt, and kill you way more awesomely-nawesomely than a virus. Ever tried getting into a fistfight with a rock? It's really hard. I mean, if you punch it, it manages to punch you back in such a way that you can't use your hand for another week. Ever tried staring a rock down? It'll win. It. Will. Win.
And that is why rocks are awesome and viruses are not.
P.S. This was meant entirely as a joke for nemo since he was waiting for this to happen.
I didn't want to tell you this, but it was the rock that impregnated your mother. As soon as it found out she was pregnant, it hit the door and left her to raise you a single mom. Luckily, the man you call father found her and raised you as his own son.
What're you talking about? My mother was the rock.
What're you talking about? My mother was the rock.
Runs in the family, eh?
The reason rocks do not need to kill:
There is an entire branch of SCIENCE dedicated to looking and anylyzing rocks. Is there one solely for doing that to viruses? Yeah, I thought not.
Lol.
If you aren't being sarcastic, haven't you heard of virology?
rocks are classy cuss the are differnt colars and are shiiiiinnnnnyyy
No that makes rocks desirable.
Look at rocks, staring stoically and blank at you. That is the civilization in them.
lol then why is it called an earthquake Earth-rock Quake-decent game Earthquake-rocks shaking the ground
I feel sorry for you.
Earth - ground, our planet Quake - to tremble, shake. An instance of quaking, an earthquake. Earthquake - a series of vibrations induced in the earth's crust by the abrupt rupture and rebound of rocks in which elastic strain has been slowly accumulating.
Rocks are better just because they don't kill people. Why would you support Viruses? all they do is kill people. Bedsides You can see Most rocks with the naked eye(when is the eye clothed?) which makes them way more classy then a Virus.
