I have said it yet again! Rocks are not stupid. They are possibly one of the most sophicsticated (yet dirty) things on our beautiful Rock- I mean planet. Rocks are not stupid for teh following reasons:
1. A rock is may not be living, like a virus, but rocks at least know they're not living, and don't try to say F U to biology by being some sort of halfway-alive thing.
2. Rocks dont' need anything in order to survive. If you hit a rock, it eithe doesn't work or it breaks into tiny other rocks.
3. Rocks could never ever be destroyed. If you hit a rock and it breaks, you didn't do anything more than help the rock reproduce into little rock-babies.
4. Rocks are also extremely classy. Whenever I see a rock I know that it is way more sophisticated than me. Why? Because It just sits there, stoically, making no movement to seem as if you should fear it. It's bare expression.
5. A rock could totally kick your butt, and kill you way more awesomely-nawesomely than a virus. Ever tried getting into a fistfight with a rock? It's really hard. I mean, if you punch it, it manages to punch you back in such a way that you can't use your hand for another week. Ever tried staring a rock down? It'll win. It. Will. Win.
And that is why rocks are awesome and viruses are not.
P.S. This was meant entirely as a joke for nemo since he was waiting for this to happen.
Viruses have the ability to multiply, then grow, only to multiply some more. Rocks, they only get smaller and smaller
i disagree. rocks are much better than a virus. while a rock only gets smaller when you try to kill it, a virus actually dies. all a virus does is infect, reproduce, die, like a zombie. rocks only continue to get smaller no matter what u do and just keep being awsum
i disagree. rocks are much better than a virus. while a rock only gets smaller when you try to kill it, a virus actually dies. all a virus does is infect, reproduce, die, like a zombie. rocks only continue to get smaller no matter what u do and just keep being awsum
I agree with Nemo completely. Rocks can be broken down until they are mere molecules. Then um, you could break... nevermind.
Viruses have the ability to multiply and kill millions. A single rock will not kill you unless there is a force manipulating the rock. Even then, a single rock will not kill millions of people.
A rock could totally kick it's *ss.
Then again, a rock doesn't move. It also doesn't die.
A single rock could fall and set off a chain reaction that launches every nuclear missile in the world effectively killing billions. There not realistic or even plausible but still.
Nemo, you should know that rocks don't kill people because they are civilized. They are obviously one of the biggest men of the non-living kingdom, because they kill much, MUCH less than viruses. Therefore they are the bigger inanimate object.
In short: They are way more awesome. Rocks are epic. Besides, without rocks, you wouldn't be able to be alive!
How dare you forsake our rock brethren for viruses.
Thank you. You win a Get Unbanned for Free card. : )
A single rock could fall and set off a chain reaction that launches every nuclear missile in the world effectively killing billions. There not realistic or even plausible but still.
If the world's nukes are stored in silos and submarines, how will a single rock cause them to explode. Geez, they even have to be activated. This is not just implausible, this is ridiculously and idiotically unrealistic.
well if you have a million people with one rock each and tell them to kill people then there goesd ur millions of people =D
Wow.
I wonder who told Thoad that rocks are stupid in the first place.
I love rocks, but I say viruses kill more.
rocks make earthquakes which can destroy much and make pleny deaths
Viruses still kill more. Disease causes fear, terror and panic on a larger scale than a single earthquake.
How dare you forsake our rock brethren for viruses.
I didn't want to tell you this, but it was the rock that impregnated your mother. As soon as it found out she was pregnant, it hit the door and left her to raise you a single mom. Luckily, the man you call father found her and raised you as his own son.
