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Shoot it in the head with 9mm.

Would they even need to kill us? They would probably just leave us to ourselves, considering the way we treat the planet. Unless, of course, they were those acid-blooded, gore-fest creations of Ridely Scott, then I would have to go with a Pulse Rifle or "Incinerator" Flame Thrower (if they worked for Ellen Ripley, they'll work for me!)

Nuclear Warheads, most likely. Or maybe we could do a wizard of the oz thing and dump water on them and watch them melt.

With my bare hands.
Or maybe theet. I would rip their throath.

I would probe him
I would also destroy his spaceship so he would be stuck on Earth and implode because of the atmosphere.

cough on it =)

Ou I changed my mind. We should dress him up as a wolf and get Sarah Palin to hunt for them in here helicopter. Or we could send in my buddy super Ninja Egg to do the dirty work for us.

Better yet Super Ninja Poptart

I bet ninja robot robot zombies would save the day. Of course then we would have to deal with ninja robot zombies...

I would send a nuke on them. Or some fat guy who'll eat them. idk.

I would make him smell the bathroom after i used it.

turn the tables on them and ANAL PROBE!!! lol jk umm put em in a chamber with no air!!

I would grab the first weapon I can find and bash up the alien with it.

Why would I want to kill an alien? You're pervert, I don't want kill ...

stab em in the face with a soldering iron...lol

sneeze on them, of course, microscopic organisms will kill them.