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marksmccarter
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will i was watching 2012 and i was thinking how in the world will u r me kill a alien in combat nukes? guns? drop a car up 4000 feet in air on them? what would you do!

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MageGrayWolf
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I'm surprised this hasn't been moved to the tavern.

pHacon
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I'm surprised this hasn't been moved to the tavern.

Seeing how long it took someone to fix 'Falloout Walkthroughs' and move it to the appropriate section, I'm not.

Lessee... I would like to try to kill one and scoop out their brains with a rusty spork.
MageGrayWolf
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How about just sneeze on them?

pHacon
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I think that might take too long to kill one, even if our diseases were physiologically compatible with them...
It would work long-term, but by that time I'd think most humans would be dead.

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I'm moving this thread to the tavern.

ExitMaster
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attack them with something that they had never been attacked with before 100% southern country rednecks. those aliens would have no Idea what to do.

iliketowearflanal
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Danger close noob tubes

ExitMaster
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...Danger close noob tubes...


nice call of duty reference there
MageGrayWolf
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It all depends on where they are from.

If from Mars we can use bad music.
If they are Cyborgs we can use a tommy gun on them.
If from the unknown depths of space, we upload a computer virus to their mothership's harddrive.
If they have super evolving abilities we use Head&Shoulders shampoo on them.
We could always launch a missile into there exhaust port.
Or simply just wait around for our germs to kill them.

pHacon
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Thanks for moving the thread.

If from Mars we can use bad music.

I luld
If they are Cyborgs we can use a tommy gun on them.

Wouldn't cyborgs have external armored plating? .45 ACP isn't going to do much against tungsten or something like that.

The US Navy developed a rail gun(no, it's not just from Transformers), I would like to see that used, and an alien would make a good target.
Or... I could just charge mah lazer.
MageGrayWolf
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Wouldn't cyborgs have external armored plating? .45 ACP isn't going to do much against tungsten or something like that.


Go watch Star Trek First Contact
Nater
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The real question is. How wouldn't you?

MageGrayWolf
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How could I forget. Blow them out an airlock!

NerdInvasion
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Give it water

zeriox
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drop enough nukes to destroy the world 10 times

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