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marksmccarter
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will i was watching 2012 and i was thinking how in the world will u r me kill a alien in combat nukes? guns? drop a car up 4000 feet in air on them? what would you do!

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runaway909
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some original ideas (i think):
You could sell their eMail to spammers (killed by spam), or sign them up for Nat'l Healthcare (killed by irrationality), or go on their Paypal and order 500*â Viagra pills (killed by the knowledge that people know they are impotent), or force them to listen to Justin Bieber (cruel and unusual punishment).

a not-so-original idea (i hope):

Summon The Might Of CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!

Oblivior
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Shoot em dead, gun shots everywhere.

TacoNinja27
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it depends on what kind of alien it is

KFK
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@runaway909

Was it really needed too separate all those quotes and your responses to them and the OP in different posts?

[quote]Make them visit Arizona.


heat death.[/quote]

I think he means Area 51....
holt24
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Don't call runaway909 a spammer he just has a problem typing without seperating it into several different posts okay it's a mental disease called iliktspam ophobia.

hockeymaster55
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i would make allies with them

HahiHa
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I would try to establish contact and integrate their society so that I could analize them and find out how they live and how they are built, from who they descend, and most importantly travel to their homeland and examine their certainly fascinating fauna and flora.. just what every selfrespecting biologist would do

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i wouldnt

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