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marksmccarter
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will i was watching 2012 and i was thinking how in the world will u r me kill a alien in combat nukes? guns? drop a car up 4000 feet in air on them? what would you do!

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KFK
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I would steal some of their guns (id they have any) or I would blow up their mother ship (if that's possible).

If not, I would get a gun, a powerful or fast gun. And if that does not work. I would run so fast I can to Switzerland (everyone knows they got like a billion bomb rooms (or what it's called).

goumas13
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everyone knows they got like a billion bomb rooms

True, the Swiss have plenty of bunkers and fallout shelters. Switzerland is still braced for nuclear war.
KFK
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Switzerland is still braced for nuclear war.


And alien invasions, stuff that volcanoes do, tornadoes, meteorites, stuff like that (no wonder they are the best, sorry I mean second, country too live in).
benman113
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I imagine fire would be a smart try but i would probably use a gun first

UltimateJak
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I wouldn't I would help him rule the world.

KFK
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I wouldn't I would help him rule the world.

him


No, but really, him???
I mean, really. If an alien species would come to Earth, we wouldn't even know how they'd look like. And we wouldn't know how they reproduce, or if they even reproduce (or what's it called, keep forgetting).

But really, how can you state this totally unknown creature, a stranger from another planet (our outer space if that's possible), as a man (him)?
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steal a cloning machine.

stick a plushie sonic the hedgehog stuffed toy in there.

sonic the hedgehog becomes real.

PWND.

ImaFiringMyLazar
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ImaFiringMyLazar
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NUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or... my brother so he can annoy him.

Avorne
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Easy way to kill an alien - sneeze or cough on it. Or maybe rub some raw meat on it - bacteria should soon see to it that the Alien is dead.

Joe96
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make them watch daytime tv...that's the worst.

HooFrooDat
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Why would i kill an alien? I would rather befriend one.

runaway909
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pee on them

death by urine.
runaway909
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Lmao Aliens wouldn't step on the planet. They would watch us for a week and say to themselves "They would be a waste of time..."

they'd not even bother giving us a chance...
runaway909
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Make them visit Arizona.

heat death.
runaway909
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Water or send a computer virus to the mothership. Its simple.
Or a good old fashioned shotgun works, just watch out for their acidic blood!


you forgot a machete and automatic weapon...
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