THE HORSEY It was a night like this. Except completely different. The noise of horses hooves clopped on the boards of the boat. The boat was sailing to New York, so it could drop off the horses. One horse made a noise out of its mouth, but the trainer hit it, and it fell off balance, and crashed to the ground. It made a loud noise, and woke all the passengers. They were wondering why they were woken by a loud crashing noise, so they all went out into the halls, and started making loud, and weird noises, like, yelling, and others as such. Of course, this scared the horses, and they all jumped up, and fell off balance, and crashed to the ground, making loud noises. And the force of a hundred horses falling onto the boat was too much. And it broke. In half. And everyone died. The end.
To be honest after reading that I really wanted to flame, good job on that, lol
Well...Hrmh, lol...
-NOISE, THAT BREAKS THE BOAT. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SCIENCE DOESN'T MATTER.
Well, actually, it's the falling horses who break the boat, but it doesn't make more sense whatsoever lol. Science, physics, pfffffff, who needs that stuff...
Well that was not scary at all, but since it's clearly a satire of some sort, it deserves a thumbs up...coz u know, its funnieh...
Lame! LAME! That is downright kickass humor! I demand an apology, or else, I'm setting DrPepper under a box to catch you Moon. And there's no telling what I'll do then...
