And I wouldn't have mentioned it, but: Think of all the fan-smut the WoM would have if it had fangirls. Not only because of the massive majority of male characters, that seem to do nothing but be around each other, that Strop has been drugged and shaved and the knowledge that he sleeps naked, and a huge amount of characters seem to have access to his room... But also because Strop obviously is shipping himself with half the contestants anyway.
Dude, noses were touching. Not to speak of "Hey, let's be room mates for a week!"
Oh man, awkward.
Just as awesome as when you upload non-smut but somewhat sexy stuff somewhere, and the stats go 1 comment, 30 faves, 136551225412127470001 views. And the comment is "*fapfapfapfap*". Not that it has ever happened to me. I usually don't get faves.
This is an awkward conversation to get back into.... Jeebus.
The only way it can get more awkward is to mention the time Zophia decided to ruin my sleep entirely by mentioning how two of my characters in centaur form could have a threesome with Strop.
Anyway, hoping to write some parody/humour/less serious stuff this year, but I don't have much experience with this. Any ideas? Also, according to Strop, this humorous text will be similar to the psychological thriller crap I wrote last year, so any advice on how not to get the idea to look like the last one?
Well, I do. But Strop thinks it is similar, if not the same as the previous year's idea. Which is amazing of sorts, since I can't see other similarities than they have something to do with a book (in different ways, none the less), and that there are horror elements in them.
*grumble* fangirls ruin all the fun, when it's just us boys we can act as nearly-gay as we like and it's all cleared up with a simple "no homo" but noooooo the fangirls just have to go there don't they!?
Just as awesome as when you upload non-smut but somewhat sexy stuff to FurAffinity, and the stats go 1 comment, 30 faves, 136551225412127470001 views.
Fixed that for you :3 The main difference is that if you're a celebrity furry porn artist you'll get about 1000 times as many comments by people going OMG SO SMEXY because they just wanna be noticed :<
Also, according to Strop, this humorous text will be similar to the psychological thriller crap I wrote last year
I only noticed one parallel in the brief of the concept, of course that doesn't mean they're going to be anything similar at all!
I seriously assumed you mentioned the closeness of the muzzles to make it awkward. I thought you were trying to make a similar joke but on a smaller, less blunt scale. I was going to take it and run with it.