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cmb2kool
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OK I've been making multiple threads and have decided to make one thread for this. I will continually update this at least once a week but probably more often than that. Starting from 5 all Situations are going to be here. So check back often.

Situation #5 ( a friend's evil plot)

A loyal friends comes up to you and asks if he can speak to you in private. You go in a dark alleyway with a friend you have befriended almost 5 years ago. He quietly says to you " Hey can you help me with blowing up the Eiffel Tower? Please? What do you say? What do you do?

*Side Notes
1.You've been friends with him for 5 years
2. You always do things with him
3. You only have you wallet with you, and a small mirror
4. He only has one shoe on( what does this have to do with anything???)

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ShonaFurey
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I'd know that my friends aren't capable of doing so and laugh at him.

My response would probably be "Well, at least you're trying something differen't, let's do this."

RainbowGoGangster3
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i would be like " Haha sounds fun i will do it untill it blows up in your face i will run to Mexico and when everybody forgets about the explosion I will come back and try to bale u out of Jail, are u sure u want me to help u?"

chitown
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I would say yes and then secretly tell the police. They could put a wire on me and it be all good.

indie55
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Now let's just say you see a gun in his holster

As long as it's in his holster it wouldn't be hard to take him down. Otherwise he could run away. And why would the police believe you anyways. I really couldn't see them taking this seriously. Then again post 9-11 almost everything has to be taken with some degree of seriousness.
jets99
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I would take the gun in his holster and out run him and if he runs too fast throw my shoes at him if that dont work shatter the mirror he wont be able to run then

sodangobsessed
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If he's gonna blow it up then you ask him "How are you going to get the explosivse."

aknerd
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Well, I've always wanted to visit France...

And all of my friends can be divided into two categories:

Those so lazy they would give up as soon as we got to France

Those smart enough that they would get away with it, and probably have a very good reason for doing it in the first place.

So Yeah, I would go along with it. At least for a while.

sodangobsessed
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Basiclly what I would do is keep asking him questions and making it harder for him to achieve what he wants.

TerryLasVegas
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I would tell him that i couldnt help him with bombing and kindly point him in the direction of al qaeda

cmb2kool
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Situation #6 (Lost puppy)

One day on a sunny afternoon and small Beagle puppy was moping around the sidewalk. You decide to pick it up and take it home. You dearly fall in love with it and never want it to leave you. But, One day a small little boy comes up to you and asks if you have found his Beagle puppy. What do you do?

*Side notes
1. You love this dog to death!
2. You wanted a dog ever since you remember!
3. The kid is holding a shock collar!

Maverick4
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1) Take shock collar.
2) Give Dog back.
3) Put shock collar on dog.
4) Laugh.

JohnGarell
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How much money do I got? How old am I? How old are the boy?

aknerd
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How much money do I got


More like, how much money does the boy have?
Sheppard007
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Punch the kid and then call the ASPCA to report an animal cruelty case, and keep the puppy.

Osumnis
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Ask the kid if he has enough money to buy it. If he does, I'll sell it to him.

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