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cmb2kool
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OK I've been making multiple threads and have decided to make one thread for this. I will continually update this at least once a week but probably more often than that. Starting from 5 all Situations are going to be here. So check back often.

Situation #5 ( a friend's evil plot)

A loyal friends comes up to you and asks if he can speak to you in private. You go in a dark alleyway with a friend you have befriended almost 5 years ago. He quietly says to you " Hey can you help me with blowing up the Eiffel Tower? Please? What do you say? What do you do?

*Side Notes
1.You've been friends with him for 5 years
2. You always do things with him
3. You only have you wallet with you, and a small mirror
4. He only has one shoe on( what does this have to do with anything???)

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acmed
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I would summon the mods of AG and then, along with the users, we will band together and take back our planet.


You obviously spend to much time on AG...
jets99
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Hide in the basement and prey to be honest, not much to do with this one



thats what i would do

but if u want something not normal:

I would ssingle hanedly overthrow the aliens and I would be a hero
DarkGamer99
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I like Master's Plan right there. I'd try and survive as long as I can.

Xcalibur45
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What Can I do, If they are destroying earth, theres not much 1 person can do against a million ships.

Koru7
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I like Master's plan too. it would be cool to see all the faces of Armor Games in real life.

deathopper
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I would probably have some guns and amoso this is what I'll do. I'll go Independance Day on their heinies and destroy them.
That or

Hide in the basement and prey to be honest, not much to do with this one.
Ernie15
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On a dark rainy day millions of UFO's swarm the sky and are attacking Earth. The finally abduct to Earth and start destroying everything. What do you do?


I need not worry. I'm the main character, am I not? I can't die just like that. I could last up to two hours, and in that time, I could make peace with the aliens.

But if this actually were to happen, I would just blame America for having insufficient border control.
TackyCrazyTNT
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This is an odd situation indeed. O.o
I'd probably hide and build up a surplus of food and supplies needed to survive. I'd leave the negotiations to the more intelligent people.

Legion1350
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Hmm... I'd break into the mothership with my shotgun, (yes, I really have a 12-gauge,) try to find the power core, and blow the livin' crap out of it. If I'm going down, I'm taking them with me!

@master565 Dude, that is just lol. But... You forgot the admins. :|

But if this actually were to happen, I would just blame America for having insufficient border control.


Darn it, Ernie! Why do you always beat us to the best jokes?
master565
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@master565 Dude, that is just lol. But... You forgot the admins. :|


The admins have to keep AG running during it all.
Nurvana
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I'd kill myself.

I'd leave the negotiations to the more intelligent people.


Indeed.
EmperorPalpatine
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I would realize that they are under 8" tall and start soccer practice.

*kicks*
lil alien: "AAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!"

Xcalibur45
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Poke it on the eye, then through mean right and left jabs to the body. Then through the craziest round house and make its head detach from its body. Game over.

cmb2kool
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Situation #8 (Mega Shark)

(Got this from movie) You are on a random fishing boat at sea inspecting how everything works. Then the Sailors start panicking and start screaming like little girls. So you look over the side of the ship and you see a shark bigger than the ship you are in. It could eat you in one bite. What in the world would you do?

*Side-notes
1.The are only nautical Items on board.
2.Shark is coming for you!
3. Every one else is running around and screaming like girls

Legion1350
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(I just noticed: Does Strop's post of Darth Vader yelling "Noo.." count as image spam? o.o )

Ok, I'd run and see if I could find a harpoon. If I found it, I'd try to aim it at the shark's eye. Keep reloading, while aiming for the eyes.

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