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cmb2kool
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OK I've been making multiple threads and have decided to make one thread for this. I will continually update this at least once a week but probably more often than that. Starting from 5 all Situations are going to be here. So check back often.

Situation #5 ( a friend's evil plot)

A loyal friends comes up to you and asks if he can speak to you in private. You go in a dark alleyway with a friend you have befriended almost 5 years ago. He quietly says to you " Hey can you help me with blowing up the Eiffel Tower? Please? What do you say? What do you do?

*Side Notes
1.You've been friends with him for 5 years
2. You always do things with him
3. You only have you wallet with you, and a small mirror
4. He only has one shoe on( what does this have to do with anything???)

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Sheppard007
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Rope is a nautical item so I'd use that and tie up all the sailors and throw them in the water and paddle like crazy. Or I'd play Friday on a speaker and they'd run, er, swim away really quickly.

CommanderDude7
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Grab the 75 foot harpoon kept on every good boat and kebab that fish.

Koru7
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well if a jetski counts as a nautical item, i'd use that to get away from the ship, contact the marines or air force, then have them use a decoy boat, and then blow up the shark like in JAWS.

Ernie15
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If this is an actual fishing boat with sailors, why can't I just drive the boat away from the shark?

chitown
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@cmb2kool are you asking mods to change the title so people know when there is a new situation? If not you should.

For this situation I would take a harpoon and shoot the shark.

Xcalibur45
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I would throw everyone off board to distract the shark. Then take the boat myself.

Maverick4
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(I just noticed: Does Strop's post of Darth Vader yelling "Noo.." count as image spam? o.o )




Save some time, and leap into the sharks mouth. Take that Hollywood!
latpasko
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Q:
did i have my lunch?

TerryLasVegas
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Shoot the shark with a flare gun

GhostOfMatrix
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I'd try to hide somewhere in the ship where the shark couldn't reach. That, and I'd shoot it with a harpoon if there's one on board.

MoonFairy
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Nautical items....
aboard the ship, aye? Well, I would flip out my cell and call national guard, since my cell is on me and not the boat, literal sense ftw.
And i would calm the sailors down before the screaming pissed me off.

PlasmaMan
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Grab the compressed air tank, throw it down it's throat and try to shoot it when it's in his mouth.

TerryLasVegas
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Its been like 10 days. can other people add situations if the op takes too long?

acmed
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Eh, I guess I can make a situation.

Situation 9: The Killer

You, your 2 kids, and your wife are duck taped to chairs. A killer with a chainsaw is standing in front of you. You are unaware who he is gonna kill. Your arms, stomach, and torso are tied, but your feet are free. You're in a room made entirety of glass and it's a one story building. What would you do?


I don't know, someone had to say it...

TerryLasVegas
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Kick him to death? I dont know. there really isnt much i can do if im tied to a chair. i cant really walk away. a guy with a chainsaw is generally faster than a guy hobbling around with a chair on his back. even if i manage to escape he will still just kill my family

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