OK I've been making multiple threads and have decided to make one thread for this. I will continually update this at least once a week but probably more often than that. Starting from 5 all Situations are going to be here. So check back often.
Situation #5 ( a friend's evil plot)
A loyal friends comes up to you and asks if he can speak to you in private. You go in a dark alleyway with a friend you have befriended almost 5 years ago. He quietly says to you " Hey can you help me with blowing up the Eiffel Tower? Please? What do you say? What do you do?
*Side Notes 1.You've been friends with him for 5 years 2. You always do things with him 3. You only have you wallet with you, and a small mirror 4. He only has one shoe on( what does this have to do with anything???)
I first take the collar and make some sausages with them. Then take the kid and beat him up. Then I take the kid to child services and say I found him on my doorstep. Then walk out with my dog.
I tell him he has the wrong dog. Probleme solved. If he doesn't leave, I tell him to scram or else I call the ASPCA to report an animal cruelty case. If he still doesn't leave, I call the ASPCA.
Situation #7 (Aliens) On a dark rainy day millions of UFO's swarm the sky and are attacking Earth. The finally abduct to Earth and start destroying everything. What do you do?
On July 4th, I'd steal one of their spaceships and fly to the mothership with a virus meant to destroy all of the aliens and save the day.
Or I'd just introduce them to Armor Games and they'll be so busy playing the games that they wouldn't notice me enter the self-destruct codes on their ships and they would go boom.
Or I'd just make them listen to Friday and they'd just leave us alone.
